Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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Man I suck. [/ QUOTE ] Yawn [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
so tired, must bust fish
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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[ QUOTE ] what happened to ur 1k br? and where have u been? [/ QUOTE ] Took a ~$300-400 trip to Michigan, got a $300 speeding ticket. Strapped for cash at the current moment but I'll be back in the money soon! [/ QUOTE ] You came all the way up here - and didnt stop by to say hello? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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[ QUOTE ] Man I suck. [/ QUOTE ] Yawn [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] ? I realise I'm slightly up for the month but it was and should be far more. I've been swinging ridiculously and stacking off with hands I have no business doing so with. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Brag?: Mum just offered to buy me a new computer
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] what happened to ur 1k br? and where have u been? [/ QUOTE ] Took a ~$300-400 trip to Michigan, got a $300 speeding ticket. Strapped for cash at the current moment but I'll be back in the money soon! [/ QUOTE ] You came all the way up here - and didnt stop by to say hello? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Coming up next week for Michigan/OSU game. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Solid brag...for now ShipIt, but it may come to haunt you if she actually wants you do to something
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Nah, i gave my computer to my bro a year ago till i finished school (got myself a laptop). And my bro can't really afford to buy a new computer so mum just offered to buy me one since she want's him to keep it...So pretty much win win for everyone, <3 dell
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
I am running retardly good these last few hundred hands, even when I make dreadful decisions...
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Button ($1.60) SB ($3.90) BB ($6.15) UTG ($3.20) MP ($6.45) Hero ($12.20) Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG calls $0.10, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.55</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds. Flop: ($1.30) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1.1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $3.35 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $2.25. Turn: ($0) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> River: ($0) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $8 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has Ks Kd (full house, kings full of jacks). Hero has Jh Jd (four of a kind, jacks). Outcome: Hero wins $8. </font> Edit: Retardly good. Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Hero ($18.50) UTG ($10) MP ($5.25) CO ($6.20) Button ($10.10) SB ($10) Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $0.10. <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $0.2</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.55</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $1.30. Flop: ($3.15) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, MP checks. Turn: ($3.15) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, MP checks. River: ($3.15) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Final Pot: $3.15 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB doesn't show. Hero has Ah Ad (four of a kind, aces). MP doesn't show. Outcome: Hero wins $3.15. </font> |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
wtf ... 2nd hand you have to bet at least on the turn ... are you waiting for his KJ to hit lol
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
I bet the river and he folded, thought if he didn't have anything on the flop he didn't have it on the turn either...
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] QFT I think I'm going to give up on real life; my 1500 hand/day average isn't looking as attainable as it once was. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Wow I just realized you can filter stars to see only ring, 6-max, high speed, disconnect, etc. In 4 years, first time I noticed. LOL.
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
That's a level vixticator [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter SB: $49.70 BB: $23.35 Hero (UTG): $50.85 CO: $50.70 BTN: $18.80 Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG) <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.75</font>, CO calls $1.75, BTN folds, SB calls $1.50, BB folds Flop: ($5.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4.50</font>, CO folds, SB calls $4.50 Turn: ($14.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $13</font>, SB calls $13 River: ($40.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $31.60 and is All-In</font>, SB calls $30.45 and is All-In Results: $101.65 Pot ($3 Rake) SB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high) and WON $98.65 (+$48.95 NET) Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$49.70 NET) This was pretty indicative of my entire (abbreviated) night. I had to quit before I starting spewing. Variance was kicking my [censored] ass as punishment for my 10 buyin upswing over my previous 1800 hands. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Yeah I hate value towning myself.
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
I hate, hate, hate months that end in -er.
Maybe i should quit playing and start again in January. I will experience 7 months of amazing upswings und solid win rates. No doubt about that. http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/796/fupartysu0.png http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9...uuuucksqt2.png |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
omg my session sucks [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
more ups and downs than a rollercoaster |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
U.S. micro players needn't worry about not being able to play on Party. Been playing a fair bit of NL50 on Stars recently, and have to say it's a fair bit softer than the same limit on Party, where 3-betting from the blinds seems the new craze. Anyone else notice this? Is it the same at NL100?
Also, gotta love this guy, I think he missed some value here... Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players LeggoPoker Hand History Converter UTG: $48.25 Hero (CO): $159.80 BTN: $49.25 SB: $50.25 BB: $55.05 Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO) 3 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $2</font>, BB calls $1.50 Flop: ($4) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $2.50</font>, BB calls $2.50 Turn: ($9) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $5</font>, BB calls $5 River: ($19) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">SB bets $11</font>, BB calls $11 Results: $41 Pot ($2 Rake) SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Nines) and LOST (-$20.50 NET) BB showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Fives) and WON $39 (+$18.50 NET) Hero said, "XXX - the raise button is the one on the right" XXX said, "I raise, he folds Q9, I win nothing!!!" Hero said, "OK" Even better was that 5 minutes prior the SB had called a river raise from BB with TP worst kicker on a paired, flushed board. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
i normally dont berate, but funny how he answers, lol
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12862606 i need help on that one |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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I have been letting my computer data mined during the day and evening and I now have over half a million hands at NL 25. Anyone else got this many [/ QUOTE ] I have 1.4 million. Table selection FTW! |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Black Friday is around the corner and I am thinking about picking this one up:
http://bfads.net/Westinghouse-22-LCD...itor-at-Target |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Hey guys, [censored]!
That's all. Today's gonna pwn. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Wow. Hit 7 sets in 650 hands this morning.
Wow. Net profit on said 7 sets: -$62. Wow. Bastards. Wow. Set/set twice hyaachachaaaaqqaaaaajDFGHUsegihsdghfhfd [censored] off you [censored] donkey [censored]. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
lol this sucks [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/1959/mydaysk7.jpg
i hate those days [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
At least you profited?
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
thats right but it's swingy [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
i understand that there are swings in poker |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
does anybody know stars policy about giving you more time at cash tables like x seconds over y amount of time
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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does anybody know stars policy about giving you more time at cash tables like x seconds over y amount of time [/ QUOTE ] To me, it always seemed like an extra 10 seconds every 15 minutes at the table. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Not the only one AMA, gf's are +ev for the most part, but -ev when it comes to poker right now...I think I've manage to play just over 2k hands on the month. Goal was to play 20k+ |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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[ QUOTE ] Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Not the only one AMA, gf's are +ev for the most part, but -ev when it comes to poker right now...I think I've manage to play just over 2k hands on the month. Goal was to play 20k+ [/ QUOTE ] gfs are nowhere close to +EV for anythign but sex |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Not the only one AMA, gf's are +ev for the most part, but -ev when it comes to poker right now...I think I've manage to play just over 2k hands on the month. Goal was to play 20k+ [/ QUOTE ] gfs are nowhere close to +EV for anythign but sex [/ QUOTE ] hehe |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
Even though nobody on 2p2 agrees with me. I think they make better friends then guys
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Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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Even though nobody on 2p2 agrees with me. I think they make better friends then guys [/ QUOTE ]didnt u just make a post in bvb4l or sumtin about a date u were settin up with said girl?!?!?? |
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Even though nobody on 2p2 agrees with me. I think they make better friends then guys [/ QUOTE ] QFT If you were gay imo. |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Real life means not much time for the pokah. Doubt I'll make 20k hands this month as planned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Not the only one AMA, gf's are +ev for the most part, but -ev when it comes to poker right now...I think I've manage to play just over 2k hands on the month. Goal was to play 20k+ [/ QUOTE ] gfs are nowhere close to +EV for anythign but sex [/ QUOTE ] So the wedding is off ???? (I'm out of the loop) |
Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
That girl isn't really a friend - just a girl I have a crush on. I'm pretty sure she is a virgin and is kind of frigid and I enjoy a challenge
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