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bozlax 11-06-2007 11:12 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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I think Miles' hare-line is receding.

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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo!

MrWookie 11-06-2007 11:23 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Benny,

wtfpreflop?

JavaNut 11-06-2007 11:24 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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I think Miles' hare-line is receding.

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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo!

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Call your Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo! and raise you oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo

Actually read his joke and though booooooo and then went to next page and saw I was not the only one. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Aaron W. 11-06-2007 02:26 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
What's with the influx of people whose ID is a name followed by capital letters? DavidSRT, LukeSLTS, HermannTL, MattHH... am I getting leveled?

bravos1 11-06-2007 02:34 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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What's with the influx of people whose ID is a name followed by capital letters? DavidSRT, LukeSLTS, HermannTL, MattHH... am I getting leveled?

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Like AaronW? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

KitCloudkicker 11-06-2007 02:44 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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I took a shot at 8/16 this morning. Crazy aggressive psycho game. Definately beatable if you are properly rolled (which I'm not LDO). I dropped 25 bets getting runner runnered and gutshoted and making some horrible river calls. Oh well, I guess it's back to the mutha fukin grind for me. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Here's one of my horrible hands. I think I should of 3 bet the flop. CO is a poster.

Full Tilt 8/16 Hold'em (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 4c 3c (two pair, fives and threes).
CO has 5h 8c (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: CO wins 8.75 BB. </font>

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preflop is lol

Aaron W. 11-06-2007 02:47 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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What's with the influx of people whose ID is a name followed by capital letters? DavidSRT, LukeSLTS, HermannTL, MattHH... am I getting leveled?

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Like AaronW? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I'm different. I have a period. (Hmmmmm... early NC nom? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

KingOtter 11-06-2007 02:53 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
1. lol at boooo+
2. Nomination for next NC thread title from TV Poker (I know it's long but f-it):

Private Joker said:[ QUOTE ]
Great play Doyle, and all these internet fish behind their dorm room 50-Cent posters and suburban Michigan minivans in mom's driveway can relax on the computer chair and pretend they're better at poker than you, but you've been owning the likes of them for decades. Keep on keepin' on.

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MrWookie 11-06-2007 02:58 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
While W's nomination is solid, I generally like to keep our thread titles coming from within Micro rather than relying on the rampant idiocy of TV Poker.

bravos1 11-06-2007 03:04 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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I took a shot at 8/16 this morning. Crazy aggressive psycho game. Definately beatable if you are properly rolled (which I'm not LDO). I dropped 25 bets getting runner runnered and gutshoted and making some horrible river calls. Oh well, I guess it's back to the mutha fukin grind for me. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Here's one of my horrible hands. I think I should of 3 bet the flop. CO is a poster.

Full Tilt 8/16 Hold'em (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 4c 3c (two pair, fives and threes).
CO has 5h 8c (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: CO wins 8.75 BB. </font>

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preflop is lol

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Naw.. PF is standard Benny.. LAG-TAG my arse.. LAG-LAGGIER FTW!

KingOtter 11-06-2007 06:06 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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While W's nomination is solid, I generally like to keep our thread titles coming from within Micro rather than relying on the rampant idiocy of TV Poker.

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I didn't reckon it'd be in serious contention, but just saying "Hey GUYS! CHECK out THIS quote! It's friggin awesome!!!11!" wasn't something I wanted to do.

On that note, I'd like to nominate, "You can't beat the Axis if you get VD"

milesdyson 11-06-2007 06:28 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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Heh - I have no doubt that Miles is doing much better in the ladies department than most of the single guys on this board. I think that in real life and off the OOT scale of hotness most of us would find those two young ladies more than acceptable, especially if they have an ounce of cool in them (and I doubt Miles would hang with them if they didn't).

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i just took a picture with them. obviously everyone at that party was like "YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS" so we went up and snapped that picture. i don't know those girls whatsoever.

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On the other hand the failure to crop the picture showing off Miles' legs in tights is unquestionably a temp-bannable offence.

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that is the only reason the costumes captured the hearts of men and women alike.

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I think Miles' hare-line is receding.

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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo!

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i am confused. i do take generic propecia though. i've always had a "high" hairline and i decided to resort to drugs before it got bad.

bozlax 11-06-2007 06:37 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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I think Miles' hare-line is receding.

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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo!

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i am confused. i do take generic propecia though. i've always had a "high" hairline and i decided to resort to drugs before it got bad.

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It's not quite right, since it's your roommate that's dressed as a rabbit. Maybe that's the source of your confusion. Maybe you're levelling me. Maybe you're a pun-deficient dumbass. I can't tell for sure.

bennyhana 11-06-2007 08:33 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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Benny,

wtfpreflop?

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meta game. ldo <font color="white"> like i'll ever see these guys again </font>

KingOtter 11-06-2007 08:54 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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I think Miles' hare-line is receding.

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Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo!

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i am confused. i do take generic propecia though. i've always had a "high" hairline and i decided to resort to drugs before it got bad.

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It's not quite right, since it's your roommate that's dressed as a rabbit. Maybe that's the source of your confusion. Maybe you're levelling me. Maybe you're a pun-deficient dumbass. I can't tell for sure.

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Yeah, I didn't note the differences between 'kitties' and 'rabbits' in the picture. I didn't really look that close.

milesdyson 11-06-2007 10:11 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
no, i noticed he said hare even though i'm not the rabbit. i didn't know if "Boooo..." was some cool new microlimit thing or if you were saying my hairline is actually beautiful. it especially became confusing when other people started bumping the "boo" posts. i didn't even think you would waste effort on booing the fact that he said hare when i wasn't wearing a rabbit costume. weird. in reality i thought he knew i was the cat and that he still decided to make the joke.

not leveling you at all. i gave you and KO too much credit, actually.

KingOtter 11-07-2007 12:06 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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no, i noticed he said hare even though i'm not the rabbit. i didn't know if "Boooo..." was some cool new microlimit thing or if you were saying my hairline is actually beautiful. it especially became confusing when other people started bumping the "boo" posts. i didn't even think you would waste effort on booing the fact that he said hare when i wasn't wearing a rabbit costume. weird. in reality i thought he knew i was the cat and that he still decided to make the joke.

not leveling you at all. i gave you and KO too much credit, actually.

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I probably would have, actually, because it started as a typo that I decided to just go ahead and keep.

Wetdog 11-07-2007 01:40 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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no, i noticed he said hare even though i'm not the rabbit. i didn't know if "Boooo..." was some cool new microlimit thing or if you were saying my hairline is actually beautiful. it especially became confusing when other people started bumping the "boo" posts. i didn't even think you would waste effort on booing the fact that he said hare when i wasn't wearing a rabbit costume. weird. in reality i thought he knew i was the cat and that he still decided to make the joke.

not leveling you at all. i gave you and KO too much credit, actually.

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I probably would have, actually, because it started as a typo that I decided to just go ahead and keep.

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i r drunkern an kunfuzikated

iz there drunkern konfuzikats?

Brain 11-07-2007 01:56 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/Lol...ges-for-me.jpg

bravos1 11-07-2007 04:25 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
OMG.. NL, where have you been all my life?

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7...lamentsqb1.jpg
in $$$
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6...lamentsfl7.jpg

Gib 11-07-2007 10:10 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Yeah prolly overplayed on river but I never expected him to have that!

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (3 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (6 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

River: (12 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 20 BB

Results below:
BB has Qs Ah (straight, ace high).
Hero has 6s 6d (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: BB wins 20 BB.

Not a good start, went on to lose a further 110BBs before bringing it back to only a 30BB loss for the night.

I'm too tired to try to make that last $300 back!

Gib 11-07-2007 10:17 AM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Just to cheer myself up, here are a few hands that made me happy! (all against same guy, he was playing 100/100/6)

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, Hero completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, UTG calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (8.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

River: (16.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.50 BB

Results below:
Hero has 9c Jc (flush, jack high).
BB has Kd 3s (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.50 BB.

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PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.40 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP calls.

Turn: (7.70 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP calls.

River: (13.70 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP calls.

Final Pot: 15.70 BB

Results below:
Hero has 8d Ac (three of a kind, aces).
MP has 4d Kh (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.70 BB.

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PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (7 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results below:
Hero has Qc 7c (one pair, fives).
SB has 4c Jc (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.50 BB.

BadBigBabar 11-07-2007 01:01 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
lol gib pwning &lt;3

bozlax 11-07-2007 02:25 PM

Don Shula is a bitch
 
From Yahoo! Sports, wrt the possibility of the Patriots finishing with a perfect record:

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"The Spygate thing has diminished what they've accomplished," Shula told the paper. "You would hate to have that attached to your accomplishments. They've got it."

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Diminished accomplishments? You mean like not being able to get Dan Marino a ring, that kind of diminishment?

What a pussy.

LukeSLTS 11-07-2007 02:54 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Now that is a special kind of maniac.

KingOtter 11-07-2007 03:06 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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OMG.. NL, where have you been all my life?

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Seriously.

http://notnats.com/nlsofar.jpg

bravos1 11-07-2007 04:21 PM

Re: Don Shula is a bitch
 
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From Yahoo! Sports, wrt the possibility of the Patriots finishing with a perfect record:

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"The Spygate thing has diminished what they've accomplished," Shula told the paper. "You would hate to have that attached to your accomplishments. They've got it."

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Diminished accomplishments? You mean like not being able to get Dan Marino a ring, that kind of diminishment?

What a pussy.

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LOL as much as I hate the Pats,this is a total idiotic statement! Is this from Don Shula (I'm assuming so since they were prolly talking to him about the perfect 72 dolphins, plus you mentioned Marino)? That makes me even more disappointed since I am a huge Shula and Dolphin fan!

Well at least the dolphins get another shot at beating them... hmmm maybe if the patriots spotted them 35 points??? Prolly not, but at least it would be a closer game..LOL

I really wonder who the Dolphins will draft next year with the first pick!

bozlax 11-07-2007 04:31 PM

Re: Don Shula is a bitch
 
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Is this from Don Shula (I'm assuming so since they were prolly talking to him about the perfect 72 dolphins, plus you mentioned Marino)? That makes me even more disappointed since I am a huge Shula and Dolphin fan!

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Yeah, exactly, and qft. He suffers from the Shula Curse; of course, he STARTED it, but whatever. This is just so pathetic, even worse than Bonds saying he'll boycott the HoF if they display the ball with the asterisk on it.

Wetdog 11-07-2007 06:58 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Gib, you ought to follow that guy around with a bucket, to steal a phrase.

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Gib 11-07-2007 07:07 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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Gib, you ought to follow that guy around with a bucket, to steal a phrase.

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lol, yeah I'll be looking for him again. He kept typing "rigged" each time he got beat which was quite amusing!

shadow. 11-07-2007 07:21 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
about to head back to the casino!

last time i went and won 35 pounds playing nl.

it's a self-dealt game, which is bizarre. had trouble getting it started last saturday, again bizarre. but whatever. gold mine. (especially since it's in pounds!)

best hand of the night last time was when i built a huge pot pf w/ akdd, flop is 753 dd and i pushed. woman agonizingly calls (lol) with qq and i hit an ace on the river. i had 14 outs woman, what do you expect?

holla!

Brain 11-07-2007 11:42 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
KO, that's one hot graph!

KingOtter 11-08-2007 12:08 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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KO, that's one hot graph!

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Thanks, but bravos' are hotter. Plus I mucked it up last night trying to 4-table, bah. People were crazy aggro last night, pushing into my top-pairs and overpairs when there was like 10-20BBin the pot.

One example:

PokerStars $0.10/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

CO: $25.05
Button: $27.60
SB: $24.05
BB: $25.15
UTG: $12.50
MP: $22.60

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises to $1</font>, Hero calls $0.75.

Flop: ($2.00) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets $1.25</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises to $23.05 (all in)</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $10.00

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
SB doesn't show.
Outcome: SB wins $9.55.
($0.44 Rake)
</font>

bravos1 11-08-2007 01:29 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Well last night was the night of swongs!!!! But it sure ended good! This hand was right near the end of my session.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $47
SB: $29.25
BB: $23.95
Hero (UTG): $112.25
CO: $25.20

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.75</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $1.50, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $27.50 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $22.20 and is All-In, Hero calls $27.50

Turn: ($82.45) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($82.45) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $82.45 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$29.25 NET)
BB showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (Ace Jack high) and LOST (-$23.95 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON $79.45 (+$50.20 NET)

On the flop, SB insta-shoved and BB called EVEN FASTER! LOL @ BB. I think I wrote more notes last night than I have in the past 2 weeks and I'm pretty good at taking notes.

Weeeeeeeeeeeee stack-limit no fold 'em!

KingOtter 11-08-2007 02:07 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Yeah, my problem is on those hands I'd have AJ, and tough to call that kind of all-in w/AJ, even though I thought I was good.

My last night:

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Zeldark 11-08-2007 04:20 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
If any of you guys have The Orange Box, Portal Challenge 18 is nuts.
Very fun though.

BadBigBabar 11-08-2007 04:50 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
does anyone know if pokeracehud can prefetch more than 300 hands? when i try to change the setting it just changes itself back.

shadow. 11-08-2007 06:03 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
lame nl session last night. took an hour to get a game started and we played 4-handed most of the night. up 20 pounds in a 1-1 game though in 2.5 hours. of course, 12 pounds went to the cab ride home, 3 pounds to a beer, so 5 pounds in 2.5 hours. holla. i'm sure that im going to get hit hard by the deck one of the nights and kill.

i know that i'm going to start to sound like a broken record, but $50 on ftp to anyone who figures out how to get me connected to ftp. i'm behind a university firewall (uni brighton) that won't allow ftp to connect. a program called proxifier did work for a while, but it suddenly stopped working. ftp just says, connecting, trying to connect, and finally cannot connect to server.

proxifier gives out 10060 errors, which is a connection timeout error.

i have no access to other computers, so i can't run a vpn on an outside computer.

thanks for any help.

holla

HermannTL 11-08-2007 06:29 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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What's with the influx of people whose ID is a name followed by capital letters? DavidSRT, LukeSLTS, HermannTL, MattHH... am I getting leveled?

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This site doesn't allow long(er) usernames so I had to abbreviate mine...either that or none of us could afford to buy vowels.

bozlax 11-08-2007 06:39 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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$50 on ftp to anyone who figures out how to get me connected to ftp

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Well, I don't play on FTP, but I'll give it a shot anyway, because I'm a helluva nice guy.

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a program called proxifier did work for a while

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What proxy server was Proxifier set up to go through? Basically what Proxifier (and all proxy clients) does is encapsulate your Internet requests at the client, send it through your firewall on a port is does allow (e.g. HTTP), de-encapsulate the request at the server, send the request to the host from the server, receive the request at the server, re-encapsulate the data, send it back through the firewall, and de-encapsulate it at the client. Rinse and repeat.

So, you need a working client and a working server for this to work. (fwiw, if you didn't have a proxy server set up then Proxifier was installed on your computer, but you weren't actually using it, it was just there.) It sounds like, somehow, your proxy server got borked up and you need to correct that setting. It's possible you were connecting to the proxy server on a non-standard port that Brighton has started blocking, in which case all you need to do is change the setting to use port 80 (HTTP), or some other allowed port. It's also possible that if you were using a public proxy the server has locked up or is otherwise FUBAR'ed but nobody actually pays any attention to it, so you just need to change to a different one.

(fwiw numero dos, I'm not enamored of using public proxy servers for secure comms. You're basically allowing someone to sniff your traffic, and although the FTP client is encrypted they can log the entire data stream and work at it for as long as necessary. This is not a good thing.)

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i have no access to other computers, so i can't run a vpn on an outside computer

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Well, then that won't work, will it? First step, make sure you were actually using Proxifier. Second step, check the status of the proxy server you were using. Third step, use a different proxy server.

AIM me if none of this works, and we'll see if we can't get you going some other way.


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