Dog Humping You?
 

Is it weird to let your dog hump you?

My puppy (girl) loves to hump my arm. Should I let her?

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

hump it back

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

No. Don't let her keep doing it. I have a mastiff that started doing it at about 1 year old, and now he kinda has a problem. You really don't want a 100lb+ dog trying to hump your leg.

Also, they do it to establish dominance or possession, so just don't let the puppy do it.

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

only if you finish her off

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

5 minutes and this post is not yet locked.

Quick. Who wants to set the over/under? 12 minutes?

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

I like how you stipulated that the dog was a girl presumably to avoid people assuming you may be gay as well as a freak. Let her hump away, you know you like it.

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

Does she at least have the courtesy to give you a reach-around?

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

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I like how you stipulated that the dog was a girl presumably to avoid people assuming you may be gay as well as a freak.

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I lol'ed at this as well.

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

Kick her in the balls.

Re: Dog Humping You?
 

Getting humped by dogs is an occupational hazard for me. I try to discourage it whenever possible.

IMO, their is no harm in letting the cat hump you though.