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wdead 11-10-2007 10:58 PM

Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
So I went to this hookah bar tonight. I get there at 5ish and its just me and the hot waitress.
So I order a meal and enjoy my hookah, and eventually the waitress comes over to chat. I tell her I am here with my family and I had to escape for a bit so I came here.

She comes back later and I start talking to her more, she tells me about some dream she had (lol?) then gets really embarrased and is like is that weird and I am like yes it is.

So later she comes back and she asks if she can hit the Hookah and I say sure. She takes a mouthpiece of her own and im like what you dont like my germs and she goes your a stanger! whatever.

So I start chatting her more, trying to be very laid back, not really hitting on her at all, just kinda teasing her etc. Eventually she is like I know Jujitsu, Im a blue belt.

Im like no wai! Shes like yea wai! i date Wanderlei Silva, Im like hes married shes like whatever.

So I go look, Im going to this 8 clock concert tonight, what should I do afterwards. She goes, me and my roomy are going to the playboy club at the palms later tonight you should come and im like yea maybe. At this point she is touching her hair as she talks to me.

Eventually, she comes back with a piece of paper, and is like, "this is my number, you should save it." Im like sure (secretly elated cuz she is out of my league). shes like we will be there around 1-2ish gimme a call if you go out later and Im like yea maybe i will.

So, Im gonna go to this bar and try and steal wanderlei's gf. Wish me luck. Any advice or moves fellow bbv4lers? Ill check this out after the concert before I go out. I am low on game so any advice is appreciated.

PEACE.

MikeyPatriot 11-10-2007 11:05 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
I hope Wanderlei hits you with multiple stomps and soccer kicks to the head.

g-bebe 11-10-2007 11:08 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
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So I go, I hope Wanderlei hits you with, like multiple stomps and soccer kicks, like to the head.

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I_AM_EVIL 11-10-2007 11:08 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
like like like like like like like like like like like like [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Labarde 11-10-2007 11:11 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
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Im like no wai! Shes like yea wai! i date Wanderlei

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you could be a poet

smokingrobot 11-10-2007 11:12 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
you have brass balls for trying to nab what could be some crazy mother effer's gf.

Spechel EDD 11-10-2007 11:13 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
hope you said your goodbyes

nation 11-10-2007 11:16 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
gl man you have natural game if you got her to give her number like that

either that or you're really hot.

bugstud 11-10-2007 11:17 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
pics or it didn't happen?

Labarde 11-10-2007 11:17 PM

Re: Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 
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gl man you have natural game if you got her to give her number like that

either that or you're really hot.

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or it's a tarp muhahahahahahhaha


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