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pokerraja 02-20-2007 02:53 PM

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 
its been over 6 months now. have you been tested yet? if no, do you have any symptoms of teh hiv, such as colds, sore throats, night sweats? good luck and keep us informed.

02-20-2007 06:09 PM

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. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore.

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above is funniest thing I have read on OOT in a while

Ikonoclast 02-20-2007 06:30 PM

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I agree about the money grubbing whore line. I just laughed out loud so loud in the library that a black kid mean mugged me.

On a 2nd note, I cant believe you ASKED an ESCORT WHO DOES PORN, WHILE HAVING SEX WITH HER, IF YOU COULD CUM ON HER FACE. DONT ASK. DO. If she tries to charge you more, tell her you are an undercover officer and she's lucky she doesn't get arrested, then throw her out like a BackRoomFacial's video. Tell her to follow her [censored] outside of your apartment.

ElDuque 02-20-2007 07:47 PM

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My first hooker

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I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore

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we made no connection whatsoever

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LOL!!!

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Lawler -- no cuddling??

dcb777 02-20-2007 08:09 PM

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wow great site.

pp262 02-20-2007 08:42 PM

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No wonder she wasn't that tight:

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BretWeir 02-20-2007 11:03 PM

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Full filmography available here (probably NSFW) .

Some of my favorites:

2 in the Can (2005);
Assficianado 6 (2004);
Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion 3 (2004);

and, of course:

Sh*tty Sh*tty Bang Bang (2004).

Also apropos of OP's observation:

Stinkers (2004).

FlyWf 12-02-2007 03:45 AM

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I think this is probably the best of the hooker TRs


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