Two Plus Two Newer Archives

Two Plus Two Newer Archives (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/index.php)
-   Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=56)
-   -   Poker is easy again (http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/showthread.php?t=451727)

Pasterbator 07-15-2007 03:48 PM

Poker is easy again
 
2 days ago i did really bad at poker.

http://imageigloo.com/images/78281.jpg

but thennnnnn... i played really good and made monies!

http://imageigloo.com/images/11192.jpg

This is what it looks like combined:

http://imageigloo.com/images/73323.jpg

Go ahead and worship me.

checkmate36 07-15-2007 03:50 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
nh

Jeffrey Dahmer 07-15-2007 03:50 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
[ QUOTE ]
2 days ago i did really bad at poker.

http://imageigloo.com/images/78281.jpg

Go ahead and worship me.

[/ QUOTE ]

MasterLJ 07-15-2007 03:50 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
Very nice work!

citanul 07-15-2007 03:51 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
u should really work on your tilt issues because honestly you're a pretty decent player when you're not out of your mind.

ocdscale 07-15-2007 03:51 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
A+++
(one for each graph)

Diamond Lie 07-15-2007 03:52 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
the important issue at hand is that you win more in your winning sessions than losing session

nh pasterbator

Bad Beat Maker 07-15-2007 03:54 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
Grats on getting back up bro!

Pasterbator 07-15-2007 03:57 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
FUN STUFF!!! Here are some hands to show how bad i am.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $489.75
Hero (SB): $664.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $50.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Flop: ($100) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $100.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $400.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $439.75</font>, Hero calls $39.75

Turn: ($979.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($979.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $979.50 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$489.25)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Fives) and LOST (-$489.75)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $1,397.50
SB: $1,001.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $95.00</font>, SB calls $65.00

Flop: ($190) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $520.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $1,302.50</font>, SB calls all-in for $386.00
Uncalled bet of $396.50 returned to Hero

Turn: ($2002) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($2002) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $2,002.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$1,000.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Threes) and LOST (-$1,001.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $1,000.00
Hero (SB): $879.15

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero calls $5.00, <font color="red">BB raises to $30.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Flop: ($60) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $30.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $101.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $363.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $849.15</font>, BB calls $486.15

Turn: ($1758.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1758.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,758.30 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Sevens) and WON (+$878.65)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes) and LOST (-$879.15)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $783.75
SB: $698.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $90.00</font>, SB calls $60.00

Flop: ($180) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $608.50</font>, Hero calls $458.50

Turn: ($1397) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1397) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,397.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$698.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$698.50)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $400.00
Hero (SB): $897.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $150.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $897.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $250.00
Uncalled bet of $497.00 returned to Hero

Flop: ($800) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($800) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($800) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $800.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON (+$399.50)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$400.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $462.15
Hero (SB): $1,255.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $60.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $462.15</font>, Hero calls $402.15

Flop: ($924.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($924.30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($924.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $924.30 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Threes) and WON (+$461.65)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$462.15)


there are soooo many more like this but im lazy. enjoy!!

ocdscale 07-15-2007 03:58 PM

Re: Poker is easy again
 
This is sick, I could never play HU


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:03 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.