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here's the story

I was at the gym and saw something sparkle on the ground. I walked over and picked it up. it looked like a diamond, but was probably fake. nonetheless, I put it in my sock to examine it when I got home.

I forgot about it and a few days later (today) while doing my laundry it fell out of my sock. I didn't really know what to do to test if it was real except to scratch it. so I tried with various objects, including a rock that might have been quartz.

it didn't scratch, so I took a shower. for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in. soapy water trickled down my lip and I spit to get it off, but I almost spit out the 'diamond.' I quick sucked in to save it, but accidentally sucked in some water and swallowed the rock.

what do I do now??
should I try to throw up?
forget about it?
wait for it to pass through and try to find it?

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it didn't scratch, so I took a shower.

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quality sentence

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" for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in."

This is a leak.

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standard

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it didn't scratch, so I took a shower. for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in.

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lol wtf?

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Wow. Where to start...

"it didn't scratch, so I took a shower."

It not scratching led you to take a shower? You would not have showered had it scratched you?

"for some reason I put it in my mouth"

Stupid is as stupid does.

Maybe it will get lodged in your colon, fester, and become cancerous. I suggest daily enemas for the rest of your natural life or you'll die.

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lolz doctor before it cuts up your insides

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it didn't scratch, so I took a shower. for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in.

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lol wtf?

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for some reason I put it in my mouth

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nice

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yeah, it sounds weird. I forget, but the thought process might have been something like this:
"oo shower. but I still have this thing? I'll quick bite it to see if it scratches. nope, well it is in my mouth might as well leave it in there. also, wouldn't it be pretty balla to shower with diamonds in your mouth?"

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Thanks for the idea. I have a bunch of cubic zirconia handy and want a few good laughs.

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fwiw it was square and about the size of a pencil's eraser

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so how often do u put stuff in your mouth that has been on the floor?
and you don't no what it is

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lolz doctor before it cuts up your insides

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They will do an X ray to see if it is lined up to come out the right way

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you should have ground it up and sprinkled it on your dinner.

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so how often do u put stuff in your mouth that has been on the floor?
and you don't no what it is

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after it fell out of my sweaty gym sock I washed it...

and doctor fo real?
can't I just try to puke first? I'm not bulimic but when I'm sick I do the finger thing to throw up and feel better. it seems like it is worth a try.

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I'm not bulimic

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thanks for clarifying, i was really worried.

this is one of the funniest posts i've read in a while.

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Have fun playing with your [censored] for a fake diamond.

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so how often do u put stuff in your mouth that has been on the floor?
and you don't no what it is

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after it fell out of my sweaty gym sock I washed it...

and doctor fo real?
can't I just try to puke first? I'm not bulimic but when I'm sick I do the finger thing to throw up and feel better. it seems like it is worth a try.

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Def go for the puke. gogogogogogogogo

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yeah, it sounds weird. I forget, but the thought process might have been something like this:
"oo shower. but I still have this thing? I'll quick bite it to see if it scratches. nope, well it is in my mouth might as well leave it in there. also, wouldn't it be pretty balla to shower with diamonds in your mouth?"

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Is biting the thing really the best way to help you figure out if it's a diamond or not? You either end up with

A) shattered glass in your mouth
B) broken teeth & no idea whether it's a diamond

Maybe hit it with a hammer or something?

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square and the size of an eraser..I think it was some crack rock!

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For the next few days you should be shtting into plastic bags and be looking through it with chopsticks in case the diamond comes out. My dad had to do that when my brother swallowed a quarter years back, true story.

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I will puke and if nothing I will call doctor

pics if successful

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I will puke and if nothing I will call doctor

pics if successful

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You are very wise, my friend.

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call frankie-four fingers, one of the boys will be happy to disembowel you, just hope the pigs finish the job quickly

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Try fishing it out with a stick with gum on the end.

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Is biting the thing really the best way to help you figure out if it's a diamond or not? You either end up with


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Proabably wanted to see if it was made of chocolate, LDO

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For the next few days you should be shtting into plastic bags and be looking through it with chopsticks in case the diamond comes out. My dad had to do that when my brother swallowed a quarter years back, true story.

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you should investigate the possibility that your father is very cheap.

POOP IT OUT FTW!

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wow man, go the hospital now. My wife once put a diamond from her ring in her mouth and swallowed it b/c she's retarded and the doctor said that it will most likely cause severe internal bleeding.

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for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in. soapy water trickled down my lip and I spit to get it off, but I almost spit out. I quick sucked in and swallowed.



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Why can't I get a girlfriend like you?

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worst fake story ever.

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worst fake story ever.

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thanks


after reading what some of you said, I was so happy to see the little sparkle in the puke.
it took a couple tries
puke pix
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http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6523/dia1fb9.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4207/dia2ir4.jpg

I feel good now. time to get back to testing if it is real.

thanks

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need to puke it out?

good2cu and em2 eat diamonds for breakfast, bitch

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fake diamond.

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lol at the pictures thats sick

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oomfg i just threw up

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you think so?

don't be mislead by the size- I have small hands

maybe real diamonds are too heavy to be pukeable?

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you think so?

don't be mislead by the size- I have small hands

maybe real diamonds are too heavy to be pukeable?

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I am not an expert but I think it's fake.

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you think so?

don't be mislead by the size- I have small hands

maybe real diamonds are too heavy to be pukeable?

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I am not an expert but I think it's fake.

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yeah, that's I assumed in the first place. but if it was real it would be cool. I will try to find out.

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Congrats to OP, this is a sweet thread.