funny examples at the Urban Dictionary
 

Someone called me a 'hebe' recently so I looked it up and found the beauty of the Urban Dictionary user submitted examples given to explain definitions:

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Joe Pesci: Let's make Lethal Weapon 5.
Mel Gibson: Shut the [censored] up you dumb [censored] hebe.

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1: What a hebe he picked up a penny.
2: Uh, hes [censored] homeless bro and remember christ was jewish so the hebes are cool.


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As one of Jewish decent who is currently practicing Judaism, it is against my moral beliefs to put an example.

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I'm sure there are other great ones out there; anyone care to chime in? Ive been lol'ing pretty hard the past half hour at random ones.

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I'll get the ball rolling;
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I have a huge gooch.
Dude, stop playin with your gooch.
I whacked it for 3 hours last night, and my gooch hurts like a bitch.


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Urban Dictionary has no entry for 'Fla Fla', so therefore sucks.

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UD is unbelievably racist and anti semetic.

But at the same time, its great for learning random sex positions that you have no idea what they are. Like that South Park ep where they learn about condoms. Oh yeah, i know what is the correct context to make a "Hot Carl" reference now.

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Tyrone: im bout to superman that hoe tonight
Jamal: [censored], you done gone ruined your sheets then
Tyrone: its worth it when i see her get up with a sheet cape on her back

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1. I think you have a future in bukkake videos.
2. Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it.

Hey honey, do you want to go engage in a 100 man bukkake session? Good. Don't bother having dinner tonight alright? Oh, and don't bother going to the spa for a facial today either. You will receive both courtesy of the city fire department's entire staff tonight at the firehall. Oh, and don't wear anything nice. We'll just throw your clothes straight in the garbage when we're finished. Hope you like semen!