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stealthmunk 07-24-2007 11:51 PM

Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
Seat 1: YourTimeIsUp ($5,248.50)
Seat 2: Mike Matusow ($4,922)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $25
YourTimeIsUp posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YourTimeIsUp [Js Qc 5s 6c]
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $25
YourTimeIsUp raises to $150
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2d Ah]
YourTimeIsUp bets $250
Mike Matusow calls $250
*** TURN *** [Qh 2d Ah] [Qs]
YourTimeIsUp checks
Mike Matusow checks
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2d Ah Qs] [5c]
YourTimeIsUp checks
Mike Matusow bets $800
YourTimeIsUp raises to $3,050
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $2,250
*** SHOW DOWN ***
YourTimeIsUp shows [Js Qc 5s 6c] a full house, Queens full of Fives
Mike Matusow mucks
YourTimeIsUp wins the pot ($6,899.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6,900 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh 2d Ah Qs 5c]
Seat 1: YourTimeIsUp (big blind) showed [Js Qc 5s 6c] and won ($6,899.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 2: Mike Matusow (small blind) mucked [3s 6h 6s 4c] - a straight, Five high




YourTimeIsUp: sup mikey
YourTimeIsUp: u wanna play 50-1?
Mike Matusow: hi
Mike Matusow: n
YourTimeIsUp: k glYourTimeIsUp: reload plz
YourTimeIsUp: i don't play short
Mike Matusow: u mother fker
Mike Matusow: o classs $!%@ sucker
YourTimeIsUp: i just don't play short
YourTimeIsUp: u want me to lend u $?
YourTimeIsUp: to reload?
Mike Matusow: learn tiqutte
YourTimeIsUp: i just don't play short sir.
Mike Matusow: learn ettiqutte fk head
YourTimeIsUp: i don't play short.
YourTimeIsUp: reload
YourTimeIsUp: and i'll keep playing you.
Mike Matusow: u lyoung punks no ettiqutte
Mike Matusow: k u
YourTimeIsUp: not true.
Mike Matusow: fk u
YourTimeIsUp: you want a 5k loan?
YourTimeIsUp: i'll transfer 5k right now.
Mike Matusow: i was gona keplaying but go fk your
sle and lern ettiqutte
YourTimeIsUp: i just won't play u short

AHoboOnFire 07-24-2007 11:54 PM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
pretty obvious English isn't Mikey's first language.

stealthmunk 07-24-2007 11:55 PM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
continued from rail.

Mike Matusow (Observer): they hide behinde the computer
so u dont knowwho u plyain they beat u a pot th gie u kig
nbad ettiqut

chicken10der 07-24-2007 11:56 PM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
what is this, dutch? english only at the tables, please

ImsaKidd 07-24-2007 11:57 PM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
Why the hell would you offer to lend matusow $$?

stealthmunk 07-24-2007 11:57 PM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
[ QUOTE ]
Why the hell would you offer to lend matusow $$?

[/ QUOTE ]

Everyone I've talked to says mike is a standup guy and 100% good for his money.

professormike 07-24-2007 11:58 PM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
they give you kegs? what mikey?

tedtodd 07-25-2007 12:01 AM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
[ QUOTE ]
continued from rail.

Mike Matusow (Observer): they hide behinde the computer
so u dont knowwho u plyain they beat u a pot th gie u kig
nbad ettiqut

[/ QUOTE ]

Awesome man. LOL- i wish he knew how old you are.

shaniac 07-25-2007 12:01 AM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
Congrats on acting like a major assshole for the 4875th time in chat this year.

(Obviously, it's not action you want, you just want to piss people off, cuz Mike would have reloaded if you had just stfu).

bulldogs24 07-25-2007 12:03 AM

Re: Major Brag: Matusow Went Off On Me
 
why doesnt matusow get chat ban

rigged


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