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I just shot my cat
So I got home from work unusually early today and I come in to the hall and I hear these odd noises in the bedroom, so I peer round the door and my girlfriend is lying on the bed with our cat, and they're cuddling and snuggling, and she started to kiss his face and he starts purring and they're getting really intimate now, and she starts kissing his neck and he's purring louder, and she starts kissing his tummy and he's giving these little miaows of ecstacy, so I go to the hall closet and get my shotgun and I go back into the bedroom and I blow that furry bastards head the [censored] off, and my girlfriend is screaming and crying, and it doesnt make a damn bit of difference because I just got cheated on by a [censored] cat...
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ban
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C-
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D-; pics of girlfriend or dead cat would bump this to C+
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F----- plz never post again
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Shooting himself would take it up to at least a C+
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There are fighter jets attacking my apartment. I'm scared!
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shooting your girlfriend cause your cat cheated on you with her would have been funny
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billy king bad
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pics of dead cat plz.
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better take that down before you get banned fer serious.
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Moderator(s) notified In a moment you will be automatically returned to the forum.
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