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zasterguava 11-13-2007 07:57 AM

...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
When I was 14/15 I would wake up to a boner every morning and would proceed to bash off as to wake myself up. Now I NEVER EVER wake up to one. I reckon this is a pretty bad beat; but is it normal?

One Outer 11-13-2007 07:59 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
Uh, how old are you? I'm 25 and I still wake up with one pretty much all the time. I'd say that's not normal.

I assume bashing off is jerkin' it.

ursine cotcher 11-13-2007 08:00 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
either you're not ever waking up during REM sleep anymore or your penis no longer functions

it's probably the latter
sorry

zasterguava 11-13-2007 08:00 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
Im 18.

Correct.

zasterguava 11-13-2007 08:03 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
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either you're not ever waking up during REM sleep anymore or your penis no longer functions

it's probably the latter
sorry

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ah that may be where the problem lies. Im rarely waking up during REM sleep. I guess when I do, I have an early start at work and thus it stays limp.

One Outer 11-13-2007 08:04 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
yeah, that's weird. you have one of the following, imo:

a malfunctioning penis
a reduced sex drive
a bladder infection?
teh ghey

its_just_me 11-13-2007 08:07 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
i'm 24 and he's still saluting every morning afaik

prodonkey 11-13-2007 08:08 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
I hardly ever dream, maybe one or 2 a month where I can remember having a dream.. prolly why I'm so cranky all the time and think I need to sleep for 15 hours a day and still feel tired. I never wake up with morning wood either.

zasterguava 11-13-2007 08:16 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
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I hardly ever dream, maybe one or 2 a month where I can remember having a dream.. prolly why I'm so cranky all the time and think I need to sleep for 15 hours a day and still feel tired. I never wake up with morning wood either.

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But your obese, right?

If not phew. Scary to think I might have a bladder infection. How is that diagnosed?

prodonkey 11-13-2007 08:43 AM

Re: ...not waking up to a boner anymore
 
yes, 700 lbs.

are u retarded?

it burns when u pee if u have an infection duh.


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