\"The Fifty Worse Songs EVER!\"
 

Apparently Blender has released their list of worst songs ever. Frankly I'm surprised by this list. There are a lot of songs you may call "bad" but not worst ever. It also seems, aside from two songs, that they only considered music that occurred before 1980. I'm know there are a lot of songs out there that should have made this list instead of some of these. I could probably think of 50 that could take the place of all of these. I'm not sure how you could put "My Body Is a Wonderland" and not put "Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows or songs by Paris Hilton/Macho Man Randy Savage/The Cha Cha Song/Fergie/Thong Song. What do you think OOT? Is this the end all be all list of horrible songs? What would you put in it's place? Link to full explainations why they chose these songs.

Here's the list:
50. Celine Dion - "My Heart Will Go On" 1998
49. Right Said Fred - "I'm Too Sexy" 1992
48. The Beatles - "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" 1968
47. Bryan Adams - "The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You " 1996
46. New Kids on the Block - "Hanging Tough" 1989
45. Ja Rule Feat. Ashanti - "Mesmerize" 2002
44. Meat Loaf - "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" 1993
43. Uncle Kracker - "Follow Me" 2000
42. Simon and Garfunkel - "The Sounds of Silence" 1965
41. Billy Joel - "We Didn't Start the Fire" 1989
40. Color Me Badd - "I Wanna Sex You Up" 1991
39. Ricky Martin - "She Bangs" 2000
38. Rednex - "Cotton Eye Joe" 1995
37. Gerado - "Rico Suave" 1991
36. Master P Feat. Silkk, Fiend, MIA-X-and Mystikal
35. R.E.M - "Shiny Happy People" 1991
34. Dan Fogelberg - "Longer" 1979
33. Aqua - "Barbie Girl" 1997
32. Will Smith - "Will 2K" 1999
31. Crash Test Dummies - "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" 1994
30. Whitney Houston - "Greatest Love of All" 1986
29. Deep Blue Something - "Breakfast At Tiffany's" 1995
28. John Mayer - "Your Body is a Wonderland" 2001
27. Europe - "The Final Countdown" 1987
26. The Doors - "The End" 1967
25. Puff Daddy Feat. Faith Evans and 112 - "I'll Be Missing You" 1997
24. Five For Fighting - "Superman" 2000
23. Corey Hart - "Sunglasses At Night" 1984
22. Toby Keith - "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) 2002
21. Spin Doctors - "Two Princes" 1992
20. Lionel Richie - "Dancing On The Ceiling" 1986
19. Mr. Mister - "Broken Wings" 1985
18. Chicago - "You're the Inspiration" 1974
17. Hammer - "Pumps and a Bump" 1984
16. 4 Non Blondes - "What's Up" - 1993
15. The Rembrandts - "I'll Be There For you" 1995
14. Bette Midler - "From A Distance" 1990
13. Genesis - "Illegal Alien" 1983
12. The Beach Boys - "Kokomo" 1988
11. Clay Aiken - "Invisible" 2003
10. Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder - "Ebony and Ivory" 1982
9. Madonna - "American Life" 2003
8. Eddie Murphy - "Party All the Time" 1985
7. Bobby McFerrin - "Don't Worry Be Happy" 1988
6. Huey Lewis and the News "The Heart of Rock and Roll" 1984
5. Vanilla Ice - "Ice Ice Baby" 1990
4. Limpbizkit - “Rollin’” 2000
3. Wang Chung - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight” 1986
2 Billy Ray Cyrus - “Achy Breaky Heart” 1992

Last but not least the WORST SONG IN HISTORY!
1. Starship - “We Built This City” 1985

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Apparently Blender has released their list of worst songs ever. Frankly I'm surprised by this list. There are a lot of songs you may call "bad" but not worst ever. It also seems, aside from two songs, that they only considered music that occurred before 1980. I'm know there are a lot of songs out there that should have made this list instead of some of these. I could probably think of 50 that could take the place of all of these. I'm not sure how you could put "My Body Is a Wonderland" and not put "Big Yellow Taxi" by Counting Crows or songs by Paris Hilton/Macho Man Randy Savage/The Cha Cha Song/Fergie/Thong Song. What do you think OOT? Is this the end all be all list of horrible songs? What would you put in it's place? Link to full explainations why they chose these songs.

Here's the list:
50. Celine Dion - "My Heart Will Go On" 1998
49. Right Said Fred - "I'm Too Sexy" 1992
48. The Beatles - "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" 1968
47. Bryan Adams - "The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You " 1996
46. New Kids on the Block - "Hanging Tough" 1989
45. Ja Rule Feat. Ashanti - "Mesmerize" 2002
44. Meat Loaf - "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" 1993
43. Uncle Kracker - "Follow Me" 2000
42. Simon and Garfunkel - "The Sounds of Silence" 1965
41. Billy Joel - "We Didn't Start the Fire" 1989
40. Color Me Badd - "I Wanna Sex You Up" 1991
39. Ricky Martin - "She Bangs" 2000
38. Rednex - "Cotton Eye Joe" 1995
37. Gerado - "Rico Suave" 1991
36. Master P Feat. Silkk, Fiend, MIA-X-and Mystikal
35. R.E.M - "Shiny Happy People" 1991
34. Dan Fogelberg - "Longer" 1979
33. Aqua - "Barbie Girl" 1997
32. Will Smith - "Will 2K" 1999
31. Crash Test Dummies - "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" 1994
30. Whitney Houston - "Greatest Love of All" 1986
29. Deep Blue Something - "Breakfast At Tiffany's" 1995
28. John Mayer - "Your Body is a Wonderland" 2001
27. Europe - "The Final Countdown" 1987
26. The Doors - "The End" 1967
25. Puff Daddy Feat. Faith Evans and 112 - "I'll Be Missing You" 1997
24. Five For Fighting - "Superman" 2000
23. Corey Hart - "Sunglasses At Night" 1984
22. Toby Keith - "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) 2002
21. Spin Doctors - "Two Princes" 1992
20. Lionel Richie - "Dancing On The Ceiling" 1986
19. Mr. Mister - "Broken Wings" 1985
18. Chicago - "You're the Inspiration" 1974
17. Hammer - "Pumps and a Bump" 1984
16. 4 Non Blondes - "What's Up" - 1993
15. The Rembrandts - "I'll Be There For you" 1995
14. Bette Midler - "From A Distance" 1990
13. Genesis - "Illegal Alien" 1983
12. The Beach Boys - "Kokomo" 1988
11. Clay Aiken - "Invisible" 2003
10. Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder - "Ebony and Ivory" 1982
9. Madonna - "American Life" 2003
8. Eddie Murphy - "Party All the Time" 1985
7. Bobby McFerrin - "Don't Worry Be Happy" 1988
6. Huey Lewis and the News "The Heart of Rock and Roll" 1984
5. Vanilla Ice - "Ice Ice Baby" 1990
4. Limpbizkit - “Rollin’” 2000
3. Wang Chung - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight” 1986
2 Billy Ray Cyrus - “Achy Breaky Heart” 1992

Last but not least the WORST SONG IN HISTORY!
1. Starship - “We Built This City” 1985

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Done to death.

Yes, I think the GBH song "Big Women" is a terrible song, and certainly worse than "Shiny Happy People," (which is actually not that bad, all things considered), but who cares?

I mean, there are fifty "modern country" songs that are worse than every single song on this list.

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50 Worst Hits Ever is more like it. Still needs Eagles' - Get Over It by their criteria.


"We are not fad. We are here to stay."
-Rednex, circa 1995

Re: \"The Fifty Worse Songs EVER!\"
 

It's nearly impossible for a list like this to NOT suck. This list does not achieve the impossible.

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this list is completely queer.


we didnt start the fire - rules

pumps and a bump - rules

Broken wings - rules

OMFG the heaRt of rock and roll...


wtf, this list should be labled "the top 50 songs that rule, but you dont hear often enough anymore"

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Songs on this list that do not suck and are awesome:

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49. Right Said Fred - "I'm Too Sexy" 1992
42. Simon and Garfunkel - "The Sounds of Silence" 1965
26. The Doors - "The End" 1967
23. Corey Hart - "Sunglasses At Night" 1984
20. Lionel Richie - "Dancing On The Ceiling" 1986
19. Mr. Mister - "Broken Wings" 1985
18. Chicago - "You're the Inspiration" 1974
12. The Beach Boys - "Kokomo" 1988
8. Eddie Murphy - "Party All the Time" 1985
7. Bobby McFerrin - "Don't Worry Be Happy" 1988
6. Huey Lewis and the News "The Heart of Rock and Roll" 1984
5. Vanilla Ice - "Ice Ice Baby" 1990
3. Wang Chung - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight” 1986
2 Billy Ray Cyrus - “Achy Breaky Heart” 1992

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19. Mr. Mister - "Broken Wings" 1985

wtf I love this song

and I love tupac's Broken Wings too!

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Master P et al.- Make em say ughhh at 36?

WTF?

That songs rules, especially Mystikal's verse. I went to basketball camp one summer and took the train round trip, and for like two weeks all i had was this single.

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Make Em Say Ughhh is the song that turned No Limit into mainstream crap. So it was obviously successful. It does not belong on this list.

Sunglasses at night is awesome and that Puff Daddy song is the only thing he's ever done that I liked.

This list is stupid.

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song they left off: Roxanne