weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
last night: "i fantasize about my dad. do you fantasize about your mom?"
weirder still: it reaaaaaally turned me on. |
Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
It's ok, I just pooped.
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Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
"I had a dream last night that I was a soccer mom and you were the soccer coach of all our beautiful little soccer kids."
She's not into soccer and I'm about 15 years away from thinking about kids. |
Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
"you're like a statue"... actually that was pretty hot.
"you know edfurlong?" |
Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you :
"I want to feel you cum inside me" No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode. |
Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
"i cant wait till u meet my dad cos he likes fishing too"
"if i was 16 we could get married tomorrow" |
Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
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If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you : "I want to feel you cum inside me" No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode. [/ QUOTE ] wtf r u serious? I bust right then and there. |
Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
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"if i was 16 we could get married tomorrow" [/ QUOTE ] pffahhaahah |
Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
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[ QUOTE ] If you ever feel like you're going to pop early, just have the chick say to you : "I want to feel you cum inside me" No need to think about grandma or baseball at that point because you'll go right into wet noodle mode. [/ QUOTE ] wtf r u serious? I bust right then and there. [/ QUOTE ] Seriously, this would be a pretty big turn on. |
Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
"Get off me dad, your crushing my smokes."
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