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Seriously, what the [censored] goes through some of these girls heads? I was hooking up last night and we were talking dirty or whatever and she goes, "I want to blow you then watch you cum on your face." Took me about 10 minutes to get hard again. I'm sure some of you have heard worse, but jesus christ. Post some [censored] up [censored].

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"I want to blow you then watch you cum on my face."

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ygos?

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was that your pillow that said that?

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fav line a girl has said to me
you can put it wherever you want
worst
have you done this before?

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10.95 for the first minute 2.99 for each additional minute

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fav line a girl has said to me
you can put it wherever you want


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"So where exactly is your roommate?"

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"what do you want me to do"
pretty good line imo.


"[censored] me from behind"
is kind of awesome too.

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My ex used to sometimes whisper in my ear "I want you to rape me" during foreplay. Found it kind of hot at the time, but now wtf.

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Yeah, the "I'll do whatever you want" line whispered into your ear is pretty [censored] sweet.

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you guys get a lot of chicks.

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Yeah, the "I'll do whatever you want" line whispered into your ear is pretty [censored] sweet.

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qft

i may go limp if a girl asked me to rape her

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

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this ho one time was like you have my heart and I was like wtf am I gonna do with that

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

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what do the girls say after u use this line?

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"You're such a hunnybunny"

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

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what do the girls say after u use this line?

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

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what do the girls say after u use this line?

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talk about owned

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

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it's what she said, not what you said.

her:
"you still have 57 mins, what do you want to do?"

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"I wanna see you bleed"

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My ex used to sometimes whisper in my ear "I want you to rape me" during foreplay. Found it kind of hot at the time, but now wtf.

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record this, then use it after you break up.

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"i have a penis but dont worry its small you wont notice"

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what do the girls say after u use this line?

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So I heard.