Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT
So I was drunk last night and needed a piss on the way home. Being a good citizen I decided to bypass doorways and go against a tree behind a wall in a churchyard. Was pretty much finished and saw a car, finished up and walked on.
Beat: It was a police car. They stopped me, went to "inspect" what I was doing ( [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]) and were going to write me a ticket and fine me. Brag: I talked them out of it, so I got my name taken and a warning instead. Saved £40 fine. Variance: Should havewalked up the alley next to the church and they wouldn't have caught me. http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...rtkev/road.jpg And yes, I suck at MS Paint |
Re: Beat: Police Caught Me Mid-Public Urination, MS PAINT
did you spell anything with your pee?
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did you spell anything with your pee? [/ QUOTE ] If it was anything besides "[censored] the police" this is not a winner. |
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No, there was an empty plastic cup lying there so I used that. Then it overflowed and I was just making sure not to go on my shoes!
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why were u peeing...
that is for gheys |
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wait...were you drinking and driving at the time?
Also, what did you say to the cop to talk them out of the ticket? |
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hey spell now, lets not push it he was was smart enough to stop peeing when order by police, lo
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wait...were you drinking and driving at the time? Also, what did you say to the cop to talk them out of the ticket? [/ QUOTE ] No, walked home. I live in the town for the next 6 weeks til I move. My recollections of the conversation aren't perfect, but he asked me what I was doing, I made up some story about feeling sick and then he found the "evidence". He asked if there was anything else I wanted to say, so admitted it, spun a story about at least it wasn't on the street or doorway and that I went behind a wall so I wasn't "exposing" myself. They checked I wasn't wanted for anything and took my name and address. Variance: I was about 200 yards from home! |
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You should have just ran, it's not like british cops will shoot you down.
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