Ask Anacardo about his personal life!
 

Hey gang.

I'm getting wind that there's some nasty and not-entirely-accurate rumors floating around about me, that have been spread to many, many people for baffling and inexplicable purpose. Got a few? Ask about 'em here. I will respond in reasoned, succinct, accurate fashion. My rep is precious to me.

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I heard your pubes were bright purple, and that you didnt dye them, it was natural. True?

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Wow, thanks, Braz. Do you have a question / comment?

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Hey gang.

I'm getting wind that there's some nasty and not-entirely-accurate rumors floating around about me, that have been spread to many, many people for baffling and inexplicable purpose. Got a few? Ask about 'em here. I will respond in reasoned, succinct, accurate fashion. My rep is precious to me.

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What are the rumors and who is spreading them??

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Wow, thanks, Braz. Do you have a question / comment?

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Braz pretty much covered it. KittyKat would be the primary culprit, but these things tend to have wings of their own. I will respond to specific, one-by-one questions.

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Dam it people you know I love gossip! Why is this the first I have heard of this? Yesh. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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Dear Chuddo,

Your trainwreck is about to look like a fender-bender.

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Anacardo,

Was Braz right about the one testicle thing? If so, my condolences.

OTB

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I don't religiously read OOT, so I get lost when a lot of this drama happens. I think Braz should be my own personal updater on the drama because now everything makes sense. Before I was like "What is anaconda bitching about?", and now I'm like "Ohhhhhhhh, OKAY!".

I'll try this one out for giggles since you said you would answer 1 specific question and I never did see it in your words really...

What happened in Vegas?

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Please clarify all statements in brazilio's message as being true or false. If false, state how the rumor could have occurred.

DN

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DN,

All events in braz's post are true. Interpretations of said events, however, vary greatly from person-to-person.

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DN,

All events in braz's post are true. Interpretations of said events, however, vary greatly from person-to-person.

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Are you still here in vegas? I'd like to meet up with more d00ds before I take off.

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Braz pretty much covered it.

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Oh if that is it don't sweat it girls are meant to mess with your head and make you look stupid. Gotta love em for it, let them have the last word, and move on. They will call you back if your services are ever needed again.

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what is the level of your education? your use of the english language is impessive but using words that laymen have no idea wtf they mean shows a lack of understanding or a better than thou mentality.

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braz,

I was never in Vegas. I was in school.

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what is the level of your education? your use of the english language is impessive but using words that laymen have no idea wtf they mean shows a lack of understanding or a better than thou mentality.

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Like which words?

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what is the level of your education? your use of the english language is impessive but using words that laymen have no idea wtf they mean shows a lack of understanding or a better than thou mentality.

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Anarcado, waaaat uu reaaadin foer?

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i would like to say that anacardo is one of the coolest people ive never met, and that there are alot of really cool people who have yet to meet.


pjn

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Ok I thought of an important question. The girl stuff does not really matter but two great minds like yours and jasont's should get along imo. Or there should be some kind of a fencing duel!

Do you hate jasont and why, what did he do?

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I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that I have absolutely nothing to do with any of this...

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Be that as it may...I'm popping popcorn tonight baby!

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Anacardo,

Did you go on the same Vegas trip that JakeTheBake was on?

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Im going to basically stay out of this situation, but you do have some property of hers that you should return.

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Aren't you supposed to be one of those crazy smart people whose social adjustment skills suffer as a result?

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Im going to basically stay out of this situation, but you do have some property of hers that you should return to her.

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LMAO, you can't just drop that into this thread without providing more information for us who are not-in-the-know.

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and to not use whats hers as some sort of leverage to try and get her to come on here and falsly say something that is not true (like her feeling that you acted very erratically in vegas)...other well known posters on this forum were there and saw what happened. anyway, carry on...

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Im going to basically stay out of this situation, but you do have some property of hers that you should return to her.

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LMAO, you can't just drop that into this thread without providing more information for us who are not-in-the-know.

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He just banged kittykat recently. Ross has her spare car keys. She has his NLHE book. He has made efforts to mail them back, but is currently carless.

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Nolan,

We just ask anacardo he will tell us the details. If there is one thing about anacardo that I know for sure he does not lie. He might not answer but if he tells you something it is the truth.

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This is le awesome.

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what is the level of your education? your use of the english language is impessive but using words that laymen have no idea wtf they mean shows a lack of understanding or a better than thou mentality.

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Eff the haters, I agree with this. Anacardo, you're obviously a smart dude, but seriously the vocabulary can be a bit much sometimes. It's not because I'm stoooopid (I don't think so anyway) but rather learned a long time ago that writing at an ~8th grade level conveys one's feelings more simply, gets one's point across most effectively, and stops people from getting confused and/or tuning out. Nothing personal, yo.

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I'm just going to say "Holy [censored]!"

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If I didn't know you I might think this was over the top

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i would like to say that anacardo is one of the coolest people ive never met, and that there are alot of really cool people who have yet to meet.

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Ditto

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I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that I have absolutely nothing to do with any of this...

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Be that as it may...I'm popping popcorn tonight baby!

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Ditto...mostly.

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Brazillo,

Nice hand, fish.

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Did you go on the same Vegas trip that JakeTheBake was on?

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No. But since you brought it up, this thread is a great idea, 'Cardo. I wish I'd thought of it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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It's a personal trainwreck thread and the only thing you offer has that he uses big words?

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Good thread.

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It's a personal trainwreck thread and the only thing you offer has that he uses big words?

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Hey look my avatar is writing to me!

Jack, I've been meaning to mention it for awhile. What better thread to mention it in than an "ask Anacardo" one, even if it is burning down all around him and it will almost certainly go unnoticed? Oh well, getting it out there was cathartic...