The \"Never Say\" Book
 

Inspired by the love/hate threads on live play... what are the phrases that nobody would be sad if they were never heard again?

"All... out!" (fold)

(when a stack falls into the betting area in limit) "All in!"

(when an ace flops) "Shouldn't have folded my pocket aces!"

"Re-cap!"

(whenever two aces appear on a flop, regardless of how timid the preflop betting) "Jackpot!"

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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
 

"Do you have the xxxx" (where xxxx is a flush, straight, or set usually)

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I ordered a black coffee you stupid [censored] bitch.

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Things I could stand to never hear again

- "WOW!"
- Any advice from the no nothing table coaches
- To the moron to my right... "Sir its on you..."

Things I always like to hear

- "I guess I have to pay you off"
- "I hate to do it, all I have is a draw, but I am AI"
- "The way you play scares the sssshit out of me"

Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
 

'Big Blind Special' drives me nuts for some reason and SOMEONE is going to say it if the BB doesn't.

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"They were suited."

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"Big blind special." after calling 4 bets with 35o and winning obv.

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Where I play, everything is "ridiculous". Beats, cold spells, hot spells, flops, that waitress, that ruling, everything. Find a new word, please!

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"I have two pair", for quads. Especially if three are on the board.

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"ship it"