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ahnuld 11-26-2007 12:44 AM

techniques for chugging
 
ok when you are chugging beer ppl say to open your throat and just pour it down. But I cant seem to do that. Do you guys need the gulping to get the liquid down or is that not properly opening your throat?

Dan87 11-26-2007 12:44 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
GAY INNUENDO
GAY INNUENDO

Limesparks 11-26-2007 12:45 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
chugging is so 15 years ago

lippy 11-26-2007 12:46 AM

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I gulp and can drink really fast.

Futtocked 11-26-2007 12:47 AM

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i just that [censored] man

ahnuld 11-26-2007 12:47 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
yeah im not that slow but probably only in 40th centile. Id like to be faster just for the sake of it. Tolerance is not a problem, I can outdrink most, but it pisses me off when I lose a boatrace or whatever

Wheelzie 11-26-2007 12:53 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
turn up the can get at around a 45 degree angle, so that the beer flows swiftly enough, to make that machine gun sound.....then just close your eyes and guzzle, steadily tilting your head back and whatnot...the can should be empty at 90 degrees.

absoludicrous 11-26-2007 01:22 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
Get gayer...open that throat, and let that [censored] slide down...

dallas14 11-26-2007 02:41 AM

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is this from a funnel or bottle/can?

yeotaJMU 11-26-2007 03:14 AM

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turn up the can get at around a 45 degree angle, so that the beer flows swiftly enough, to make that machine gun sound.....then just close your eyes and guzzle, steadily tilting your head back and whatnot...the can should be empty at 90 degrees.

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horrible. you should be able to finish a 12 oz beer in max two "gulps". you arent swallowing but making a "guh guh" sound like a cat that is about to puke. the guh guh strat works very well in bootraces i have not lost one so far this year and often have multiple challengers a night. for a single beer just pour it down plz

GiantWalleye 11-26-2007 03:18 AM

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ok when you are chugging beer ppl say to open your throat and just pour it down. But I cant seem to do that. Do you guys need the gulping to get the liquid down or is that not properly opening your throat?

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I am with you OP. I don't understand how to do this either. I can drink plenty of beer, but not very fast.

yeotaJMU 11-26-2007 03:57 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
practice with cold milk

wannabe2 11-26-2007 10:24 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
ithink it takes me like 3 mins to do a beer bong so i know how you feel

diebitter 11-26-2007 11:12 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
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ok when you are chugging beer ppl say to open your throat and just pour it down. But I cant seem to do that. Do you guys need the gulping to get the liquid down or is that not properly opening your throat?

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Q: Is 'beer' a euphemism, and is 'chugging' ghey lingo?

areinitz 11-26-2007 11:36 AM

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ok when you are chugging beer ppl say to open your throat and just pour it down. But I cant seem to do that. Do you guys need the gulping to get the liquid down or is that not properly opening your throat?

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Q: Is 'beer' a euphemism, and is 'chugging' ghey lingo?

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im gonna say yes

fivesense 11-26-2007 11:41 AM

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op your my hero for this post
i can out drink most anyone but i am the worst shotgunner/chugger
anyone have a serious tip-- this is a disability youve gotta be sensitive to it

O Fen�meno 11-26-2007 12:05 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
one of the keys to chugging is pouring the beer into a solo cup, you can drink it so much quicker out of that due to less carbonation

JokersAttack 11-26-2007 12:15 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
tilt ur head back adn try to open ur throat up and gently let it slide into ur throat and down into the recesses and gush down

you can also use this technique when guzzling beer

PITTM 11-26-2007 01:19 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
I watched football with 3 friends yesterday. Two of them finished a 40 pack of Tecate, not bad imo.

BowToYourSensei 11-26-2007 01:29 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
never forget to cup the balls

Snipe 11-26-2007 03:34 PM

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practice with warm soda

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FYP

ryang 11-26-2007 08:50 PM

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benza13 11-26-2007 08:55 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
Chugging beer is ez, the guh guh sound is the right one

TheDaubfather 11-26-2007 08:57 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
[ QUOTE ]
op your my hero for this post
i can out drink most anyone but i am the worst shotgunner/chugger
anyone have a serious tip-- this is a disability youve gotta be sensitive to it

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1. Pinch the cup into the shape of an oval, it makes it a lot easier to chug.
2. Practice with water. Keg beer is often really flat, so it's not that much harder than water to take down.

neuroman 11-26-2007 09:37 PM

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So basically no one in this thread is good enough at chugging to explain it. Unsurprising.

EvanJC 11-26-2007 09:44 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
op your my hero for this post
i can out drink most anyone but i am the worst shotgunner/chugger
anyone have a serious tip-- this is a disability youve gotta be sensitive to it

[/ QUOTE ]


1. Pinch the cup into the shape of an oval, it makes it a lot easier to chug.
2. Practice with water. Keg beer is often really flat, so it's not that much harder than water to take down.

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Not only can I not do this with beer, but really not with any liquid. Pls to be explaining

yeotaJMU 11-26-2007 09:55 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
guh guh. its been said. this is way to do it if you cant let it go down w/o swallowing.

rubbrband 11-26-2007 09:58 PM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
Grunch:
I have a technique for you. Stop being a bitch. WHo te [censored] needs a technique for chugging beer? Be a man. Either you have it or you don't.

React1oN 11-26-2007 10:04 PM

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guh guh. its been said. this is way to do it if you cant let it go down w/o swallowing.

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TheDaubfather 11-26-2007 10:11 PM

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Not only can I not do this with beer, but really not with any liquid. Pls to be explaining

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You have to practice a lot, and you will probably throw up a lot before you get better at it.

Start small. Fill a solo cup up to the small line on the inside and practice taking it down in one large gulp.

Keep practicing and moving up until you can take down a full beer. When you get to this level, just tile your head back as you pinch the cup and try to take the beer down in 2-3 gulps.

As ghey as the "open the throat" advice is, it is the secret. You will throw up a lot while trying to get better, but practicing will keep you from losing to the girls team in flip cup because you are sipping 1/4 cup of beer.

GeraldGiraffe 11-27-2007 03:57 PM

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I learnt how to do this by swiftly drinking litre bottles of water before bed to avoid hangovers. Just tilt the so the neck is facing straight down, put your head back and open your mouth - practice until you don't spill anything.

It's really easy. You could practice by putting a straw in the neck of the bottle too, as it improves the speed at which the beer flows. (obv straw not in mouth)

5thstreet 11-28-2007 12:40 AM

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just shotgun ur beers

elcastigador 11-28-2007 01:35 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
suck alot of dick

If that doesn't work, I believe chugging is a born inate gift at birth. I.e. me.

wheel son 11-28-2007 05:18 AM

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GET VERTICAL!

DJ Pattiecake 11-28-2007 05:46 AM

Re: techniques for chugging
 
1. dont be a pussy
2. just [censored] do it

john voight 11-28-2007 06:34 AM

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http://www.wikihow.com/Drink-a-Beer-Really-Fast


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