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Barrin6 11-29-2007 09:39 PM

Does Karma exist?
 
Yesterday, I donated over $50 that I saved from my little piggy bank to a charity for kids in africa. And this is how my life has been after donating.

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/2...tyblowsgl5.jpg

Also I forgot to mention. The guy who was suppose to give his lease to me for a housing near campus that I really wanted, decided to change him mind. Life-tilt.

Also another beat, my logitech g7 mouse is broken. It freezes every 1min for like 10 secs.

Karma blows

shat4brains 11-29-2007 09:43 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
did u donate $50 worth of coins if so that would explian it

Barrin6 11-29-2007 09:46 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
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did u donate $50 worth of coins if so that would explian it

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Piggy bank carry coins! I never fold up bills and put it in piggy banks

SmokeyRidesAgain 11-29-2007 09:46 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
God's way of telling you you should have donated $1,750.

hotbacon 11-29-2007 09:47 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
karma only works in multiples of 3, sorry but now at least you know for next time!

fusting43210 11-29-2007 09:49 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
my cake cashout went through twice, they had no idea, i told them, they are taking it back.

This was this morning. I just lost everything i played.

pfc_ivan12323232 11-29-2007 10:00 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
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Does Karma exist?

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Ask Sammy Farha.

Nonfiction 11-29-2007 10:06 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Yesterday, I donated over $50 that I saved from my little piggy bank to a charity for kids in africa. And this is how my life has been after donating.

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Horrible mistake, god hates black people afaik

Barrin6 11-29-2007 10:06 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
Oh and I forgot about anotehr bad beat. I ordered a camera and some other stuff on NEwegg using the paypal 20% off.Today I found out that they pulled the promotion 1 hour before I made my purchase. TILTTTTTTTTTTT

RiversAreBad 11-29-2007 10:09 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
I don't believe in Karma, at least not in poker. Im still convinced its a game of math and bad runs and good runs just happen whether you donate to charity or kick homeless people in the balls.

Das Budrick 11-29-2007 10:11 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
i dont think "karma" has any tangible effect on your life, no

TheJubilantMale 11-29-2007 10:12 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
[img]grimlifetimegraph[/img]

Bagonirix 11-29-2007 10:13 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
If karma existed, I'll be the richest 2+2'er.

Barrin6 11-29-2007 11:53 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
Could this day get any worst! I can't even buy itunes music!

ShowUthExit 11-30-2007 12:14 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
you were probly gonna drop like 8k today.

thank goodness for karma

jfish 11-30-2007 12:47 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
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God's way of telling you you should have donated $1,750.

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haha

1968 11-30-2007 12:47 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
try robbing someone obv..

DoTheMath 11-30-2007 04:29 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Yesterday, I donated over $50 that I saved from my little piggy bank to a charity for kids in africa. And this is how my life has been after donating.

<snip graph showing the usual variance>

Also I forgot to mention. The guy who was suppose to give his lease to me for a housing near campus that I really wanted, decided to change him mind. Life-tilt.

Also another beat, my logitech g7 mouse is broken. It freezes every 1min for like 10 secs.

Karma blows

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This is the clearest evidence of the existence of Karma that I have seen all week.

You have $2,355 to lose at poker, plus enough money to buy a camera, iTunes and some other stuff. (If you are using proper bankroll management and can lose over $2.3k in 2 days you must have a roll of at least $20k) You own a computer, and have an internet connection. You probably own lots of other stuff too. You probably have a safe place to live, several changes of clothes, more food than you can eat, and some sort of education. You have enough free time on your hands to play about 3400 hands of poker per day.

There are millions of kids in Africa, who have next to nothing and are starving to death (if AIDs doesn't kill them first).

You give the princely sum of $50 to charity, and seem to think you deserve some sort of reward. Perhaps you do deserve something. Perhaps you got it.

Karma Rulz!

eMbAh 11-30-2007 04:52 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
no

Craggoo 11-30-2007 05:17 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yesterday, I donated over $50 that I saved from my little piggy bank to a charity for kids in africa. And this is how my life has been after donating.

<snip graph showing the usual variance>

Also I forgot to mention. The guy who was suppose to give his lease to me for a housing near campus that I really wanted, decided to change him mind. Life-tilt.

Also another beat, my logitech g7 mouse is broken. It freezes every 1min for like 10 secs.

Karma blows

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the clearest evidence of the existence of Karma that I have seen all week.

You have $2,355 to lose at poker, plus enough money to buy a camera, iTunes and some other stuff. (If you are using proper bankroll management and can lose over $2.3k in 2 days you must have a roll of at least $20k) You own a computer, and have an internet connection. You probably own lots of other stuff too. You probably have a safe place to live, several changes of clothes, more food than you can eat, and some sort of education. You have enough free time on your hands to play about 3400 hands of poker per day.

There are millions of kids in Africa, who have next to nothing and are starving to death (if AIDs doesn't kill them first).

You give the princely sum of $50 to charity, and seem to think you deserve some sort of reward. Perhaps you do deserve something. Perhaps you got it.

Karma Rulz!

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I concur sir. Very well put. This is definintely proof Karma does exist!

Barrin6 11-30-2007 08:13 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
Dothemath,
you seriously take the fun out of BBV posts.

aislephive 11-30-2007 08:35 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
Every BBV thread of yours is always you losing a bunch of buyins in graph or PT form. Do you choose to only post downswings these or do you really suck this bad?

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Artie746 11-30-2007 09:36 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
The USA is still around. Karma doesn't exist

skillgambler 11-30-2007 09:38 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
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germany is still around. Karma doesn't exist

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Botchy Dud 11-30-2007 09:41 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
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Dutch Boyd is still around. Karma doesn't exist

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KamiKatze 11-30-2007 10:22 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
Saddam Hussein is still around. Karma doesn't exist

Mrage 11-30-2007 10:32 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
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OJ SIMPSON is still around. Karma doesn't exist

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KamiKatze 11-30-2007 10:33 AM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
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2p2 is still around. Karma doesn't exist

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uminchu 11-30-2007 05:12 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
karma ran out at hand 2950

Bagonirix 11-30-2007 05:16 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
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Jamie Gold is still around. Karma doesn't exist

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derosnec 11-30-2007 05:18 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
i also have a G-7 mouse

VP$IP 11-30-2007 05:20 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
[ ] what goes around, comes around
[x] stuff happens

jasonfish11 11-30-2007 05:42 PM

Re: Does Karma exist?
 
Since god doesnt seem to like it when you give other people money for doing nothing...Does this mean god is a republican?


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