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Haha nice - Bungle rules [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I was swimmin' in the Caribbean
Animals were hiding behind the rocks
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me, coy koi.

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Okay, if we're talking inappropriate

"Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it right up the poop chute"

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Hah, takes me back to smoking pot and juvenile fun. Frank Zappa - "Broken Hearts are for [censored]", ldo.

Here's an easy one:

I walked by a Guernsey cow
Who directed me down
To the Bowery slums
Where people carried signs around
Saying, "Ban the bums"

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That's from Bob Dylan's 116th Dream

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Here's my submission:

...my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make

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Here's my submission:

...my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make

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And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...

Edit: 115th dream btw! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Oops, the computer has been drinking, not me.

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okay, here's another one:

put on a poncho
play for mosquito
and drink until i was thirsty again

personally, I think this artist holds the record for most non-sensical lyrics

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is this sheryl crow?

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okay, here's another one:

put on a poncho
play for mosquito
and drink until i was thirsty again

personally, I think this artist holds the record for most non-sensical lyrics

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is this sheryl crow?

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yep!

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don't mind the smell; you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha [censored]
what the hell is that? you think i don't see
no forks in the house chopsticks only

not a well know song (at least i don't think so) but it's hilarious

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I loved this band's music but I wanted to strangle the lyric writer a few times - one of the worst I've ever heard.

"You must have nothing,
More with your time to do.
There's a war in Russia,
And Sarajevo too. "