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ImsaKidd 11-13-2007 12:43 AM

BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
Poker Content: Havent played for 3 days. Bacon Sushi still delicious.


Anyway, I am on extreme lifetilt because of my roommate. In order to detilt, I am seeking the assistance of BBV. There will be Cash Money rewards to those who I feel are deserving, in an amount I choose.

Things my roommate does:

Watches Rachel Ray
Watches Pokemon
Practices his German aloud for about 2 hours/day, usually repeating the same phrase 4-5 times
Laughs uncontrollably at random Anime movies (until 3 AM)
Constantly rips ass in the room, not even the funny kind, just the disgusting ones that sound like someone [censored] their pants.
Snores (I have to sleep with earplugs)

Shadowrun 11-13-2007 12:44 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
get an apartment.

btw CPM sucks at fixing stuff.

ImsaKidd 11-13-2007 12:47 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
[ QUOTE ]
get an apartment.

btw CPM sucks at fixing stuff.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm moving next semester. But I have a month left.

Phreak 11-13-2007 12:47 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
http://www.homestead.com/rhinoxsis/zFcurveball.html

gogo beat lvl 7

Bv3 11-13-2007 12:48 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
get an apartment.

btw CPM sucks at fixing stuff.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm moving next semester. But I have a month left.

[/ QUOTE ]

Quit school.

icanseeyourcards 11-13-2007 12:48 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
why is he practicing german?

lol pokemon

lol anime movies

watch some TONY G movies and turn it looooooouuuuddddd

grando 11-13-2007 12:50 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...m/schneids.jpg

The Lipo Fund 11-13-2007 12:50 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
I say you put gay hentai posters up in his room

or...

Get an urn and tell him it's he ashes of your dead grandmother who was burned to death at Auschwitz and you'd appreciate it if he didn't speak German

or

Piss in his mouthwash bottle

or

Slip laxatives into his food so he actually [censored] his pants when he farts

or

Everytime he says something in German just start screaming

or

Buyin with a fullstack (not really)

ImsaKidd 11-13-2007 12:50 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.homestead.com/rhinoxsis/zFcurveball.html

gogo beat lvl 7

[/ QUOTE ]

i think you should have to pay me for sugggesting this game...

grando 11-13-2007 12:51 AM

Re: BBV: Untilt Me for $$$
 
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25..._m/fgators.jpg


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