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Evan 07-05-2007 06:00 PM

diy healthcare
 
What do you do when you're sick but don't want to go to the doctor?

My solution is pretty simple: put on a sweatshirt and drink all the orange juice I can find. I have no idea if this makes any scientific sense, but it tends to make me feel better.

traz 07-05-2007 06:01 PM

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Apple juice and sleep

miajag 07-05-2007 06:02 PM

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Orange juice + Aleve + Afrin usually does the trick for me.

kidcolin 07-05-2007 06:03 PM

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Orange juice and lots of it. Sometimes aspirin if a headache is involved. Chicken noodle soup if it's a cold.

guids 07-05-2007 06:04 PM

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water, sleep, vitamin pills, and lots of hot bubble baths.

Evan 07-05-2007 06:07 PM

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water, sleep, vitamin pills, and lots of hot bubble baths.

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Separate thread idea: when was the last time you took a bath? I think mine was probaly 15ish years ago.

PRE 07-05-2007 06:13 PM

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water, sleep, vitamin pills, and lots of hot bubble baths.

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Separate thread idea: when was the last time you took a bath? I think mine was probaly 15ish years ago.

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Ya, the idea of lying in a puddle of my own filth lost its appeal after I was 8 years old.

mbillie1 07-05-2007 06:15 PM

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I am an expert at DIY healthcare... I never go to the doctor. Here is the perfect hangover cure (in my experience any illness is either slightly better or slightly worse than a hangover, so this should pretty much cover everything)

First, you need some chinese food, a good and isolated toilet and some 4-ply. Second, you need some gatorade and a couple packs of cigarettes. Step 1: ingest chinese food. Step 2: let chinese food grease soak up any bad stuff you might have floating around in your system. Step 3: excrete the chinese food.

The rest of the day, watch tv (Tucker on msnbc has randomly become a favorite show of mine lately, it's kind of mellow and pretty funny), drink gatorade and rip smokes. If you have some weed, weed will alleviate the symptoms of just about any illness you may have contracted.

El Diablo 07-05-2007 06:22 PM

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PRE,

Take a shower first.

Dids 07-05-2007 06:30 PM

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I go bath then shower, 'cause bath isn't the cleanest idea, but it's hella relaxing.

I'm all about OJ, 7Up and blankets.


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