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Topic of discussion in class today is civil rights movement/desegregation. During the discussion of Brown v. Board of Education, the professor gives us kind of a narrative on the subsequent history, e.g., National Guard being called in, Gov. Wallace blocking the doors to the university, basically stuff anyone who passed high school history or has seen Forrest Gump should know.

When he gets to the part about how Thurgood Marshall (who represented Brown) was made a Supreme Court justice, girl who is the real-life equivalent of Kelly from The Office leans over to the girl next to her and loudly whispers, completely seriously, "IS THIS A TRUE STORY???"

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she was leveling you

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no, i assure you she wasn't

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she was double secret leveling you.

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she triple dog-leveled you

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i think we can all agree to this:

would read again.

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she's dumb.

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Whats the civil rights movement and desegragation?

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I have no idea what you are talking about

then again, in dutch high school all we learn is how to roll a joint

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my friend was telling me and this girl the story behind a concept album about a guy who's girlfriend died so he made a deal with the devil that if he brought the devil 99 souls his girlfriend would be resurrected, girl asks "wait is this a true story?"