A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

Brag: Just got a bj, while watching The Wire, while drinking a beer.

Beat: Wasn't a double BJ?

Variance: Beer was Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale, decent but not my favorite.


I'm sure there are others who can match such a brag, but just thought I'd throw this out there for the EricW-esque losers home on a Saturday night jerking it to youporn, waiting for the 2+2 upgrade.

Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

you really got me on this one

Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

nice work

Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

Brag: GF is coming home to blow me then I'll giver teh secks
Brag: got a pizza in the oven
Variance: it's that time of the month for her


Beat: she's not home yet

Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

Brag: Pitt > WVU
Beat: Everybody > UK
Variance: Tennessee's all-orange unis are hideous.

Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

I think Paulie Walnuts has you beat.

Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

i think i have you beat

Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

paulie walnuts is a dope

Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

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paulie walnuts is on the dope

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Re: A Brag, a beat, and a variance
 

beat: wasnt a triple bj am i right