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Nielsio 09-29-2007 10:04 PM

Right up the ass
 
First some dude hits a set of nines against my KK calling off 23bbs preflop (100bb stack). Then this:



Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (BB): $200.00
SB: $197.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $6.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Flop: ($12) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $8.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $26.00</font>, SB calls $18.00

Turn: ($64) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $45.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $113.00</font>, SB calls $68.00

River: ($290) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $55.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $52.00
Uncalled bet of $3.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $394.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Fives) and WON (+$196.50)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([2d 2h] a full house, Twos full of Kings) and LOST (-$197.00)



I guess a good time to quit my session early before I go on monkeytilt.

Nielsio 09-29-2007 11:55 PM

Re: Right up the ass
 
[x] Top ten personal worst beats ever


Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $118.00
BB: $607.75
UTG: $767.65
MP: $155.85
CO: $197.00
Hero (BTN): $197.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, <font color="red">MP raises to $5.50</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21.50</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $19.50, MP folds

Flop: ($51.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $39.00</font>, UTG calls $39.00

Turn: ($129.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $79.00</font>, UTG calls $79.00

River: ($287.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $57.50</font>, UTG calls $57.50

Pot Size: $402.50 ($3 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Six high) and WON (+$202.50)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ([Ah As] a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$197.00)

tarheeljks 09-30-2007 12:01 AM

Re: Right up the ass
 
drawing dead when the money went in

hra146 09-30-2007 12:14 AM

Re: Right up the ass
 
[ QUOTE ]
drawing dead when the money went in

[/ QUOTE ]

uhm... if youre gonna flame at least do it right.


=&gt; fold river.

Stake Monster 09-30-2007 12:15 AM

Re: Right up the ass
 
exact same thing occurred to me yesterday (hand 1). I smiled and said "that's fine.. I'll just masturbate". Everything is fine now.

steel108 09-30-2007 12:33 AM

Re: Right up the ass
 
If that is the worst beat you have ever taken, then you are running hot for life. That is not even bad. try flopping top set and losing all in on the flop to an under pair (runner runner quads).

catalyst 09-30-2007 12:48 AM

Re: Right up the ass
 
[ QUOTE ]
[x] Top ten personal worst beats ever


Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $118.00
BB: $607.75
UTG: $767.65
MP: $155.85
CO: $197.00
Hero (BTN): $197.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, <font color="red">MP raises to $5.50</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21.50</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $19.50, MP folds

Flop: ($51.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $39.00</font>, UTG calls $39.00

Turn: ($129.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $79.00</font>, UTG calls $79.00

River: ($287.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $57.50</font>, UTG calls $57.50

Pot Size: $402.50 ($3 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Six high) and WON (+$202.50)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ([Ah As] a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$197.00)

[/ QUOTE ]

top 10.... really???

Nielsio 09-30-2007 12:55 AM

Re: Right up the ass
 
The beat is bad in how the hand went down, not in terms of absolute odds.

skier_5 09-30-2007 01:17 AM

Re: Right up the ass
 
nice turn raise in hand 1 fish

DefiNe 09-30-2007 01:20 AM

Re: Right up the ass
 
[ QUOTE ]
The beat is bad in how the hand went down, not in terms of absolute odds.

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The hand is VERY far from horrendous


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