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deleteduser 12-01-2007 01:11 AM

Pushed at a store
 
I was at a store with my girlfriend buying some christmas gifts, standing in line for checkout I see an innocent young girl with a hat on that said "God Rocks" if it wasnt for the Nova eppisode I had just watched about creationism being taught in public schools I would not have mentioned this however none the less I started educating this girl in front of her mom and dad about the theroy of evolution, and how we evolved from monkeys, the dad asked me what I was doing, then pushed me, after I told him I thought evolution rocks the end.

edfurlong 12-01-2007 01:12 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
Good story.

ghostface 12-01-2007 01:12 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
douche

Conspire 12-01-2007 01:12 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...teen-model.jpg
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edfurlong 12-01-2007 01:12 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
I would have stabbed you in your ear.

ghostface 12-01-2007 01:12 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
lol

VegasNick9 12-01-2007 01:15 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
he pushed you before u got to answer? or after either way thats pretty funny

deleteduser 12-01-2007 01:15 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
humm, I dont think it was socially unexceptable, however, very strange, I think he could have handled it a little better infront of his family

deleteduser 12-01-2007 01:16 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
No I told him evolution rocks in a very concerned tone then he pushed me

edfurlong 12-01-2007 01:17 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
Your ear.

JokersAttack 12-01-2007 02:00 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
just because you evolved from a monkey doesn't mean everyone else did. i evolved from a walrus.

TurdFerguson 12-01-2007 02:15 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
ros;dc (run-on sentence; didn't care)

deleteduser 12-01-2007 02:23 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
Finally someone noticed. I've been waiting for that

remski 12-01-2007 02:34 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
whoa, ed flurlong is always first...

Himself 12-01-2007 02:43 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
i heard he's a ninja

popeye18 12-01-2007 02:46 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
You should have told her you [censored] God in the ass and didn't have the courtesy to give him a reach around. I think that would have lead to a better ending of your story.

lobster 12-01-2007 02:52 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
why didnt you push him back

deleteduser 12-01-2007 03:27 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
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why didnt you push him back

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I stabbed him in the ear.

siouxbrew 12-01-2007 04:06 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
why would you even feel the need to bring something like this up, i know nova is an end all of information, but i probably would have chuckled to myself and dickslapped the mom imo

Spechel EDD 12-01-2007 04:08 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
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woah boobs

rhymenocerus 12-01-2007 04:09 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
Benz, Vettes, Hummers, Jets
Ro-lex, mo' sex
Television, head rest
Twenty inches, nothin less
Every-day, iced out
[censored] play, lights out
M period Fresh, comma
Yo wife is my......baby mama

apefish 12-01-2007 04:46 AM

Re: Pushed at a store
 
It's the end of the world as we know it...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r..._Vacariu41.jpg

It's the end of the world as we know it....

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r..._Vacariu21.jpg

It's the end of the world as we know it...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r..._Vacariu71.jpg


And I feel fine.


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