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lowpockets 08-13-2006 06:23 PM

Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
Just got back from the Borgata where I cashed out 5k from the 5/10nl game.

Then, when I stopped to get a grilled stuft chicken burrito at taco bell, I saw a disabled pigeon about 10-15 feet away (dirty [censored] jersey). I had a large Pepsi in my hand and 5g's in my back pocket. I then did the only logical thing in this situation and scored a direct hit on the pigeon with the pepsi. The pepsi splashed up all over my new A4 that I washed not 2 hours before. Thats right....


PIGEOWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://darwin.biology.utah.edu/Image...ers/Pigeon.jpg

wiseheart 08-13-2006 06:36 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
bastard

P.S. Pigeon getting hit by bus > hit by Pepsi,
let it die quickly.

Case Closed 08-13-2006 06:38 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
So...you're a dirtbag?

lowpockets 08-13-2006 06:40 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
Don't hate me because my aim is so good.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/featur...img/pigeon.jpg

AntonHeat 08-13-2006 06:40 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
animal abuse.. nice nice

TheBlueMonster 08-13-2006 06:41 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
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yeah seriously, nice one Randy Johnson.

lowpockets 08-13-2006 06:42 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
Tell me if you saw this happen in real life you wouldn't laugh. I doubt it.

http://www.bestiaire.fr/oiseaux/pigeon-ville-3.jpg

m80smusic 08-13-2006 06:42 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
Fking hilarious story

"I then did the only logical thing in this situation and scored a direct hit on the pigeon with the pepsi."

lowpockets 08-13-2006 06:44 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
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So...you're a dirtbag?

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yeah seriously, nice one Randy Johnson.

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Difference is, Randy Johnson has had years practice throwing the baseball, so it is only natural that he hit the pigeon. I on the other hand have only thrown a full large cup of pepsi once and I scored my direct hit...

http://www.crownedfox.com/video/stil...sons_pitch.jpg

p.s. whats with BBV being pc when it comes to animal abuse??? it wasn't a cat or dog, it was a disabled [censored] pigeon.

Gary Stevenson 08-13-2006 06:49 PM

Re: Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 
the 2+2 community seems to have a relative soft spot for animals i think, or at least from what i've gathered from a few recent animal/pet posts. anyway-
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So...you're a dirtbag?

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