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beboppoker 05-30-2007 11:52 PM

My MMA fight...
 
So I decided to have an MMA fight with one of my friends. I weigh 115lbs and he weighs 150lbs. I believe theres no question I am ahead in the technical department, but I also have ZERO experience in "real" fighting/mma.

The fight is in 4 weeks. How do you guys recommend I gain weight?

I appreciate responses, and ill answer any questions about the fight too.

edfurlong 05-30-2007 11:55 PM

Re: My MMA fight...
 
How fast can you eat a pound of butter?

Rearden 05-31-2007 12:01 AM

Re: My MMA fight...
 
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So I decided to have an MMA fight with one of my friends. I weigh 115lbs and he weighs 150lbs. I believe theres no question I am ahead in the technical department, but I also have ZERO experience in "real" fighting/mma.

The fight is in 4 weeks. How do you guys recommend I gain weight?

I appreciate responses, and ill answer any questions about the fight too.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

beboppoker 05-31-2007 12:02 AM

Re: My MMA fight...
 
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How fast can you eat a pound of butter?

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Well part of why im asking is WHAT i should eat. Im sure drinking straight lard will help me gain weight...but it might also kill me.

I was thinking about keeping vast amounts of peanut butter and eggs around whenever i need a snack. Should I add more butter to everything?

SuperUberBob 05-31-2007 12:04 AM

Re: My MMA fight...
 
http://f00kie.com/pics/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

Shadowrun 05-31-2007 12:04 AM

Re: My MMA fight...
 
[ QUOTE ]
So I decided to have an MMA fight with one of my friends. I weigh 115lbs and he weighs 150lbs. I believe theres no question I am ahead in the technical department, but I also have ZERO experience in "real" fighting/mma.

The fight is in 4 weeks. How do you guys recommend I gain weight?

I appreciate responses, and ill answer any questions about the fight too.

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how are you a better "technical fighter" if you have never been in one [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

edfurlong 05-31-2007 12:04 AM

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Should I add more butter to everything?

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The answer to this is alway yes.

ImsaKidd 05-31-2007 12:05 AM

Re: My MMA fight...
 
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How fast can you eat a pound of butter?

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Well part of why im asking is WHAT i should eat. Im sure drinking straight lard will help me gain weight...but it might also kill me.



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No pain no gain.

Im not sure fat mass really helps here.

NT! 05-31-2007 12:08 AM

Re: My MMA fight...
 
yeah i am also struggling to see how you could be better at fighting if you have never been in a fight.

don't even bother trying to gain weight, just focus on learning a few techniques for not getting your scrawny ass kicked and do some cardio. if neither of you is a trained fighter that will help more than putting on 10 pounds you're not even used to carrying around

NT! 05-31-2007 12:08 AM

Re: My MMA fight...
 
btw, since this post kinda sucks other than being funny, TR is expected along with pics or you will get banned


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