How to go out... if you\'re an elephant
 

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm

only in india

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omg the man died fighting off monkeys... lucky bastard

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"One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques."

Hmmmm....

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Those two links are amazing. Had me laughing so hard.

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"increasing man-elephant conflict"

I am permanently incorporating that phrase into my daily vocabulary. And this:

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SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.

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Is the greatest opening sentence of any news article I have ever read.

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And this:

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SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.

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Is the greatest opening sentence of any news article I have ever read.

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You really prefer that to:

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Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said today.

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Funny, I was thinking THAT was the greatest opening line ever.

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I want a pack of trained attack monkeys. How cool would that be?

"Release the monkeys!"

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And this:

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SS Bajwa suffered serious head injuries when he fell from the first-floor terrace of his home on Saturday morning trying to fight off the monkeys.

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Is the greatest opening sentence of any news article I have ever read.

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You really prefer that to:

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Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said today.

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Funny, I was thinking THAT was the greatest opening line ever.

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lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Making the situation even funnier