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BBV: I JUST WON AN ESPRESSO MACHINE FROM SOMEONE IVE NEVER MET

BRAG: I JUST WON AN ESPRESSO MACHINE WORTH $500 FROM SOMEONE I HAVE NEVER MET.
Beat: I'M STUCK 150,000 FOR THE MONTH.
Variance: I'm in Canada...

So : Upon Waking:
<M4rT0x> i hate waking up stuck a [censored] of money
<luego> who was -1k and is now +26k?
<M4rT0x> i have a pretty severe hatred for this swede with his expensivec coffee makers and his icecream snadwhiches and his winning
<M4rT0x> buy me an espresso maker if you hit 40k
<M4rT0x> it'llbe funny
<luego> apart from winning a huge bunch of cash
<luego> i sure will
<M4rT0x> you're drinking an espresso
<luego> it was only $500
<luego> YES I AM

<M4rT0x> yo i'm serious luego
<M4rT0x> if u make 40k
<M4rT0x> i want a coffee machine
<M4rT0x> i'll sing praises ofy ou
<luego> i'm telling you, i will buy you an espresso maker
<M4rT0x> in bbv
<M4rT0x> AWESOME
<M4rT0x> RUN IT UP

An improvement...
<luego> man
<luego> going slow, sry martin
<luego> still at 26.7

<luego> 2GOOD
<luego> ACE HI CALLDOWNZ
<M4rT0x> OH PLEASE
<M4rT0x> HIT 40K LUEGO
<luego> keep yo pantz on brother
<luego> only on 28k

More moneys!
<luego> ok 32k now
<luego> 33 maybe
<luego> u will get ur coffee martin
<M4rT0x> COFFEEE

<luego> 34.5
<M4rT0x> OOOH
<M4rT0x> PLEASE
<luego> just one more stack and u will be one espresso maker richer
<M4rT0x> YES
<luego> im due for a beat tho [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
<M4rT0x> NOPE
<M4rT0x> YOU ARE NOT

<luego> i cant enter a pot without hitting a set
<M4rT0x> OH
<M4rT0x> HELLS YES
<luego> almost 38 now dude
<M4rT0x> DUDE
<M4rT0x> AWESOME
<mason55> wow
<mason55> coffee for mart

A scare!:
<M4rT0x> don't push it, just play good at ride the variance wave
<M4rT0x> coffeeeeeeeeeee machinennnnnn
<luego> OH THAT [censored]
<M4rT0x> [censored]
<M4rT0x> OH WELL
<M4rT0x> THE DREAM DIES
<M4rT0x> ISNIDE
<luego> only 30k now

We win a pot!
<luego> lets see if i reached the goal there
<M4rT0x> 38?
<M4rT0x> MORE?!
<luego> uh i got
<DJGrinder> hyachachachac
<luego> nope
<luego> 700 left
<DJGrinder> [censored] donknaments
<M4rT0x> 39300?
<luego> yeah

THE FINALE:
<luego> YES
<luego> YES
<luego> YES
<M4rT0x> [censored]
<M4rT0x> YES
<M4rT0x> YES
<M4rT0x> YES
<M4rT0x> YES
<M4rT0x> BBV HERE I COME
<DJGrinder> http://www.pokerhand.org/?640200
<luego> 45K
<M4rT0x> [censored]
<M4rT0x> YES
<M4rT0x> THE COFFEE MACHINE
<M4rT0x> IS MINE
<M4rT0x> BHWAHAHAH
<luego> TWENTYFIVETHOUSAND DOLLAR STACK!!!!!
<luego> YESSSSSSSSS
<luego> BBV THAT [censored] MARTYBOY
<M4rT0x> FUCKKKKK YEA
<luego> wanna see the final phand
<luego> SO sweet hand

<kotkis> luego making approximately what i made during my whole month in one day makes me kinda sad
<luego> best night EVER
<luego> got an espresso machine
<luego> AND made 45k
<kotkis> and my month was pretty sick too [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

How to win at poker: an astute observation!
<Anton^> 1. buy espresso machine
<Anton^> 2. ........
<Anton^> 3. Profit
<Anton^> ?

Final hand:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?640205

Graph:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...o/graphnov.jpg