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BIG BIRD 504 07-05-2007 05:28 AM

I PUNCHED A CRACKHEAD
 
A few weeks ago, I was drunk coming back from Baton Rouge and felt the need to have a little fried chicken at 4am, so I stopped at the gas station a block from my house here in NEw Orleans....Well as I'm walking back to my car this crackhead approaches me and asks for some change...I am nice to him and tell him I have nothing..He keeps pestering me and approaches me as I'm nearing the door of my truck, feeling a slight bit threatened combined with the street knowledge I've gained and the 20 years of boxing I have I tell him "Ok let me give you your change" then I act as if I am reaching into my pocket and pull out a BIG FAT LEFT HOOK TO HIS BODY !!!!!! That crack head lost all of his breath and was stumbling around, as I drive off I throw a dime at him and tell him "Here's your change!!" ...Ever since that episode the guys at the Iranian market call me "CHamp"

Dan BRIGHT 07-05-2007 05:32 AM

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this is a daring and aggressive play - you will be well rewarded in valhalla for your expertise.

hanover 07-05-2007 05:33 AM

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http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/7748/1banqo0.jpg

funkyworms 07-05-2007 05:34 AM

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Where in New Orleans?

brazilio 07-05-2007 05:34 AM

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DAN BRIGHT INSTEAD OF POSTING ALL THIS CRAP I REQUIRE THAT YOU POST HANDS WHERE YOU CHECKRAISE EVERY STREET TY

BIG BIRD 504 07-05-2007 05:35 AM

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I'm sorry I had to defend myself against the criminal entity known as crack

Dan BRIGHT 07-05-2007 05:35 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
DAN BRIGHT INSTEAD OF POSTING ALL THIS CRAP I REQUIRE THAT YOU POST HANDS WHERE YOU CHECKRAISE EVERY STREET TY

[/ QUOTE ]

eat my dinky

PattdownManiac 07-05-2007 05:36 AM

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This sounds like the type of guy who would steal most of the poster's here's biggie fries and chicken sandwich! Amirite!?

NozeCandy 07-05-2007 05:38 AM

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I laughed that this is in New Orleans, since I almost hit a crackhead swerving on his bike today with my car here.

BIG BIRD 504 07-05-2007 05:43 AM

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Noze, this was at the conveince store on Jefferson Hwy and Shrewsbury...We both know that there are a ton of crackheads in that area


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