when the urge strikes, whats your line?
 

(seriously, need to know)

so i was playing a donkament last night (beat), and i was among the chip leaders, when my bowels nearly let go right there. i was afraid that if i sat down again i couldnt get back up without a nasty surprise...40 min until the next break...what do you do BBV?

Re: when the urge strikes, whats your line?
 

this is why you have a laptop

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what if im unballer enough to be unable to buy one

Re: when the urge strikes, whats your line?
 

party poker casino

Re: when the urge strikes, whats your line?
 

Hold it in you pansy, are you a toddler or something?

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that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.

Re: when the urge strikes, whats your line?
 

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Hold it in you pansy, are you a toddler or something?

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hard to hold in the diarrhea-like ones

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Anyone else in your house? Hit the head and have them watch your cards and you tell them what to do. Alternatively, you could use this as an opportuinity to teach your GF/wife, etc the basics of how to play poker.

Back when I used to play at Party, I would have my 6 year old daughter watch the computer and she would tell me the cards. I would ask her what she thought we should do, and have her hit the appropriate buttons. She used to make a steady profit at the $.50/$1 limit games.

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Imodium ?