\"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend thread
 

Why, oh why does she make my head explode?

Annoying

Stupid

Tells me every now and then(pretty often) how much she still loves me. Tells me how hard time she has nowadays, so much problems and blaahblaah...and everything obv because I dumped her 6 months ago.

Try by every excuse to see me, ie. ask me on a monday what I'm doing on wednesday because on wednesday she'll go jogging and her route just might go near the place I live.

Tries to get me see her every [censored] day because I'm the only one "who she can be normal with"

Offers me sex everytime I'm drunk

Change her style to one I might feel more attracted to

Have started "loving" music she knows I listen to, I mean can someone who's favorite artist a year ago was ashlee [censored] simpson honestly like Arcade Fire? WTF SRSLY?

Suddenly takes liking to poker,even bought a chipset.....

Gets angry when I'm with other girls or something, even if I didn't do anything

Don't understand that we might still be friends even though I don't want hang out with her. She thinks I should be with her everyday and when I don't she goes on a berserk that I'm hanging out with everybody else but her....

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

Pretty standard I think.

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

yeah, standard lol

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

explosion in her mouth?

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

she's crazy, stop [censored] talking to her or this will never end

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

yes.

So wtf I'm not the only one who have had to play chinese poker with an ex?

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

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explosion in her mouth?

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lol

also, pole needs bastard option

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

Romance explosion?

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

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she's crazy, stop [censored] talking to her or this will never end

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winnar. possessive ex-girlfriend who changes her personality to be more liked by those around her = GTFO. you dumped her, that's step 1. step 2 is having sex with different girls on her porch until she gets the message.

Re: \"Thanks for making my head explode\" a.k.a. the ex-girlfriend threa
 

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she's crazy, stop [censored] talking to her or this will never end

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winnar. possessive ex-girlfriend who changes her personality to be more liked by those around her = GTFO. you dumped her, that's step 1. step 2 is having sex with different girls on her bed until she gets the message.

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1st time, FYP!