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fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:19 AM

HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
the wife wanted to watch her shows tonight, so i parked myself with the laptop in front of the TV to watch the steelers game.

decided to try one of these limidonk minbuy quests. started at 10-20 with $100.

double up the first hand:


Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls $40 (All-In), SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Ts Qs (one pair, threes).
Hero has Kd 5d (two pair, fives and threes).
Button has (two pair, fives and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. </font>

nh dude.


sweet bluff!:

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (3.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (2.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: (2.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds.

Final Pot: 3.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Th 7h (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 3.75 BB. </font>

missed some value here [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (8 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Jd 4c (two pair, jacks and eights).
Hero has Jc As (two pair, jacks and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. </font>


so i turned that $100 into $369. i sit out next blinds and move to 30-60 since i now have more than $300.

i sit down at a 3 handed 30-60 table. i win my first hand when utg limps folded to me in bb i raise AQ he calls. flop A23r i bet he folds.

i fold a couple hands and then this hand happens:

Party Poker 30/60 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

River: (11 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kc Jd (two pair, jacks and eights).
Button has 7s 7h (two pair, eights and sevens).
SB has 9c 9s (two pair, nines and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB. </font>
i leave that table two hands later and have $1017 to take to the 100-200 games. gamboooool!


aim convo while waiting for seat to open:

chuddo: i think you ashould play 50-1
chuddo: that way 10 bb
chuddo: instead of 5
chuddo: meaning can lose a hand and not be BUSTO
fsuplaya: lose a hand?
fsuplaya: bahhahahah

after waiting on the lists for 10 mins and recruiting some top notch 2p2 minds to sweat me, i got seated on a 6 max 100-200 game. guy to my left had 12k. i bought in for $1017.39. game on.

i get a walk the first hand with K9,
they must have gotten wind of my skillz.
next hand i fold 92o in sb. next hand:

Party Poker 100/200 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (8.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 5h Ac (one pair, twos).
Hero has Kc As (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.50 BB. </font>


hahahahahah man limit players are so bad.

i folded the rest of my hands, talked some [censored] and left the table just as the steelers closed the deal on the game.

total stats: 27 hands, +1926.

gg limidonks!

$3k in FREE MONIEZZZZZ TONIGHT.



here is graph and PT shot.

[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...idonkgraph.jpg[/image]

Dan BRIGHT 09-08-2006 12:21 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
Shakira video?

Claunchy 09-08-2006 12:22 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
Shakira = beat.

Dammit too slow.

Spechel EDD 09-08-2006 12:23 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
shakira - dont bother

lol

Schneids 09-08-2006 12:24 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
Ish, stick to NL.

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:24 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
WHOAAAAAAAA

guys, seriously, have u seen that video? its the sexiest thing ever.

fsuplayer 09-08-2006 12:24 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
less hijacking, more fsuplayer is great stuff plz.

Schneids 09-08-2006 12:25 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
[ QUOTE ]
less hijacking, more fsuplayer is great stuff plz.

[/ QUOTE ]

My statement wasn't a compliment [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

J. Sawyer 09-08-2006 12:26 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
POSER!

yvesaint 09-08-2006 12:27 AM

Re: HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ
 
MrsFSUPlayer - dont bother

is better


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