gf buys me gifts unprovoked
 

So my girlfriend told me today she bought me this shirt

http://bur.imageg.net/graphics/produ...08t251x309.jpg

because she wanted me to have some clothes that matched the things she bought for fall. This made me laugh considering the last thing I want is for us to look like we're taking a family portrait when we go out.

All this would be a brag usually, except this is BBV. In BBV this means ZOMG SHES CHEATING ON ME. So what do I do guys? HELP MEEEEEE

Re: gf buys me gifts unprovoked
 

Look at it this way. If she's cheating on you at least she feels guilty about it.

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buy her a hudge black dildo ldo. Maybe she will get the hint.

Re: gf buys me gifts unprovoked
 

clearly u buy a bunch of blow...[censored] her till u bust or get a nose bleed and use the new shirt as a splooge rag or to clean up ur bloody nose...she isnt cheating on u tho...guys [censored] other chicks then buy their girlfriend [censored]...girls dont work that way...they let the guilt eat at them from the inside indefinitly...

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LDO=???

Re: gf buys me gifts unprovoked
 

huge beat: she wants you to dress up like [censored] [censored]
dump her



...oh and pix of her plz k thx

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lol at believing that girls feel guilt.

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lol at believing that girls have feelings.

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fyp

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huge beat: she wants you to dress up like [censored] [censored]
dump her

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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All this would be a brag usually, except this is BBV. In BBV this means BRAG I HAVE A GF

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