Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

Look, I found a weirdo on the internet. NSFW, obv.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html

In my defense for accusations of linktarding, that is pretty remarkably weird. Weird enough that I don't know what the weirdest part is.

Let us mock the eccentricities of others to feel better about ourselves! Alternatively we haven't had a craigslist hooker thread lately, so might as well.

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

scame


<font color="green">M</font><font color="red">a</font><font color="green">r</font><font color="red">v</font><font color="green">e</font><font color="red">l</font><font color="green">l</font><font color="red">o</font><font color="green">u</font><font color="red">s</font>

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

lol wow i was just going to make a similar post about an even more bizarre and disturbing personal ad but i decided not to do it because i felt sorry for the girl. maybe this will inspire me to do it... especially since i want my 2000th post to be awesome.

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

Why were u searching in the m4m posts?

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

I regularly google "tornado hairy buddy" and was so excited when I found this I had to share it with you all.

This was posted on another forum, no idea how the original OP found it. Somewhere back in the dawn of the interwebs there is probably a gay guy in Houston.

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
I regularly google "tornado hairy buddy" and was so excited when I found this I had to share it with you all.

This was posted on another forum, no idea how the original OP found it. Somewhere back in the dawn of the interwebs there is probably a gay guy in Houston.

[/ QUOTE ]

want to hang out sometime?

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

lolololol just a JO buddy no gay stuff

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

i guess people havent realized that jacking another dude off definately qualifies you to be drafted by the other team.

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

i love how he says "straight guys no gay stuff" right away

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

jesus christ, saw naked dude pic an instaclosed

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
jesus christ, saw naked dude pic an instasaved

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

here's the text for those scared off by the hot naked dude:

59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but please be clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Lets meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.

no reply without face + dick pics. are you man enough

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

dad...?

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

odds this is real?

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
Look, I found a weirdo on the internet. NSFW, obv.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html

In my defense for accusations of linktarding, that is pretty remarkably weird. Weird enough that I don't know what the weirdest part is.

Let us mock the eccentricities of others to feel better about ourselves! Alternatively we haven't had a craigslist hooker thread lately, so might as well.

[/ QUOTE ]

Now I'm asking what the hell were you looking for to land on that ad?

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

sent him my [censored] pic, hope im man enough.

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

LOL

"no gay stuff"

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Look, I found a weirdo on the internet. NSFW, obv.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html

In my defense for accusations of linktarding, that is pretty remarkably weird. Weird enough that I don't know what the weirdest part is.

Let us mock the eccentricities of others to feel better about ourselves! Alternatively we haven't had a craigslist hooker thread lately, so might as well.

[/ QUOTE ]

Now I'm asking what the hell were you looking for to land on that ad?

[/ QUOTE ]
Stop grunching B4L Dids.

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

HAHAHAHA

"I know this is dangerous so I would settle for a JO while looking at a tornado."

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
HAHAHAHA

"I know this is dangerous so I would settle for a JO while looking at a tornado."

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
straight guys only no gay stuff.

[/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ]
(poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex.

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

JO = ?????

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

[ QUOTE ]
JO = ?????

[/ QUOTE ]
Jack Off imo

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

or jerk

Re: Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)
 

oh, i was just relaxing taking a piss and realised.... no bother