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4X normal stakes jump HU4ROLLZ against fish berating douchebag

So It's around 7-8 in the morning and I've been up literally all night trying to multitask playin a few tables and studying for my economics exam after not having attended the class in the last 3 weeks. I'm strung out, angry, down [censored] 5-6 buyins in equity, and trying to learn like 8 chapters of [censored]. I am in a bad, bad, bad mood imo.

Let me just say this, the only [censored] thing that reaaaalllly sets me off when i play is the retards that suck, and go off on the even bigger fish. At one of my tables there is one guy playing 50/1/.8, and dumping money. Enter douchebag. "OleLucky" is doin his thing playing the much feared 15/10/1 style. BTW none of this is converted and his name is not changed cuz this guy deserves to be outed. OleLucky butchers this hand against the other big donk, and the guy will not stop crying about it.

All chat from this point on i've copied select parts of from pokertracker for brevity. Tried to get across the jist of it, but this was going on for a looong time

POKERSTARS GAME #13130852809: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/11/09 - 07:26:30 (ET)
Table 'Athalia' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: OleLucky ($92.70 in chips)
Seat 2: Waste0fLife ($105.75 in chips)
Seat 3: srfdblovrhd ($148.25 in chips)
Seat 4: langgeita ($66.55 in chips)
Seat 5: DaRossman ($161.65 in chips)
Seat 6: BULLDAHLIA ($102.55 in chips)
OleLucky: posts small blind $0.50
Waste0fLife: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaRossman [As 3d]
srfdblovrhd: folds
langgeita: calls $1
DaRossman: folds
BULLDAHLIA: folds
OleLucky: calls $0.50
Waste0fLife: checks
*** FLOP *** [Js 8d 6d]
OleLucky: bets $2
Waste0fLife: folds
langgeita: calls $2
*** TURN *** [Js 8d 6d] [Qs]
OleLucky: checks
langgeita: bets $3
OleLucky: raises $7 to $10
langgeita: calls $7
*** RIVER *** [Js 8d 6d Qs] [5d]
OleLucky: bets $15
langgeita: raises $38.55 to $53.55 and is all-in
OleLucky: folds
langgeita collected $54.25 from pot
langgeita: doesn't show hand

OleLucky said, "just keep gettin all that money in behind"
OleLucky said, "put a lot of money in to get to that flush didn't ya
langgeita said, "nuts is good=)""
OleLucky said, "great call u made on the turn to get there"
OleLucky said, "always nice to put a lot in on turn with one card to come on a draw"

I've had enough at this point and hop in to try to shut this [censored] up

DaRossman said, "pretty nice of you to give him 3-1 with implied on your stack"
DaRossman said, "with implied and nut draw"
DaRossman said, "preeetty terrible"
DaRossman said, "oh wait"
DaRossman said, "no you butchered the hand and now won't stop whining about it"
OleLucky said, "u understand poker well ross..lol"
OleLucky said, "u are like every other wannabe....u know all the terms....just not sure how to play though"
DaRossman said, "ya ur right u prob know better"
OleLucky said, "not probably.."
DaRossman said, "hu then?"
DaRossman said, "u talk a lot of ****"
OleLucky said, "i dont think u have enough to play me hu"
DaRossman said, "thats really funny coming from the guy dodging actually playing"
OleLucky said, "what stakes u want to play"
DaRossman said, "100"
OleLucky said, "100 nl ?"
OleLucky said, "then why obther"
OleLucky said, "I'm not quiting all my tables to play a nit heads up at 100" (LOLNOTE : He is playing 15/10/1 and trying to call me a nit)
OleLucky said, "im sitting at regulus II"

I find the regulus II at this point and see that it is a 400NL table

DaRossman said, "honestly just admit that you are scared to play me, so you're trying to go to a level i wont play"
DaRossman said, "it's ok"
DaRossman said, "i told u id play 1/2"
OleLucky said, "u are so scared"
DaRossman said, "ur sitting at 100NL RIGHT NOW HOW IS 1/2 A WASTE OF TIME?"
OleLucky said, "u are all talke like every other wannabee"
DaRossman said, "ur playing 100NL ring"
DaRossman said, "and ur claiming it's not worth it to play 200 HU"
OleLucky said, "I wouldnt want to play me either"

I finally have had enough and just say [censored] it. [censored] this guy, I am going to take this mother [censored] apart, and I sit at the table he's at. The second I sit down he leaves.

DaRossman said, "the only reason u went there in the first place was so maybe i wouldnt go there and try to play you"
OleLucky said, "I sat at table for 5 mins while u talk about it ????"
DaRossman said, "im sitting at the table u were at right now"
DaRossman said, "the seat is open"
DaRossman said, "come find me"
DaRossman said, "im sorry you had to go thru the trouble of moving your mouse then clicking it"
DaRossman said, "would def be too hard to open the lobby up"
DaRossman said, "im sitting right ****ing now"
DaRossman said, "and you are nowehre to be seen"

After another 5 mins of complete [censored] from this guy and continuously goading him he comes on back around, and sits in.

LETS DO THISSSS!

We sit down and the second hand of the match this goes down

POKERSTARS GAME #13131084035: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/11/09 - 07:54:40 (ET)
Table 'Regulus II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DaRossman ($402 in chips)
Seat 2: OleLucky ($398 in chips)
DaRossman: posts small blind $2
OleLucky: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaRossman [3h Qc]
DaRossman: raises $8 to $12
OleLucky: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [2d 5h Qd]
OleLucky: checks
DaRossman: bets $14
OleLucky: raises $26 to $40
DaRossman: calls $26
*** TURN *** [2d 5h Qd] [9s]
OleLucky: checks
DaRossman: bets $60
OleLucky: calls $60
*** RIVER *** [2d 5h Qd 9s] [Qs]
OleLucky: checks
DaRossman: bets $145
OleLucky: calls $145
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DaRossman: shows [3h Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
OleLucky: mucks hand
DaRossman collected $513.50 from pot
Seat 2: OleLucky (big blind) mucked [9c Jc]

SHIP IT BABY, I do believe that is my biggest win with the gay waiter (Q3) ever

let's keep it goin tho

POKERSTARS GAME #13131107761: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/11/09 - 07:57:27 (ET)
Table 'Regulus II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DaRossman ($620.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OleLucky ($433.50 in chips)
OleLucky: posts small blind $2
DaRossman: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaRossman [Td Tc]
OleLucky: raises $8 to $12
DaRossman: raises $27 to $39
OleLucky: calls $27
*** FLOP *** [Ah 2s Jd]
DaRossman: checks
OleLucky: bets $40
DaRossman: calls $40
*** TURN *** [Ah 2s Jd] [8h]
DaRossman: checks
OleLucky: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ah 2s Jd 8h] [9s]
DaRossman: checks
OleLucky: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DaRossman: shows [Td Tc] (a pair of Tens)
OleLucky: mucks hand
DaRossman collected $157.50 from pot

haha suck it biatch, knew showing would tilt the [censored] out of this guy

POKERSTARS GAME #13131139704: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/11/09 - 08:01:10 (ET)
Table 'Regulus II' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DaRossman ($712.50 in chips)
Seat 2: OleLucky ($393.60 in chips)
DaRossman: posts small blind $2
OleLucky: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaRossman [Ts 9s]
DaRossman: raises $8 to $12
OleLucky: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2h Ah]
OleLucky: checks
DaRossman: bets $16
OleLucky: calls $16
*** TURN *** [Jh 2h Ah] [4d]
OleLucky: checks
DaRossman: bets $44
OleLucky: folds
DaRossman collected $55.50 from pot
DaRossman: shows [Ts 9s] (high card Ace)

We keep on playing, I go up 100 more, back down a bit, raising almost every button picking good spots to r/r when oop and try to keep him in check a little, trying to keep mad pressure on the guy
a 3 hand stretch ensues with each of us raising and reraising each other pf. Then the sickest [censored] ever goes down

POKERSTARS GAME #13131205289: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/11/09 - 08:08:40 (ET)
Table 'Regulus II' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: DaRossman ($722.60 in chips)
Seat 2: OleLucky ($486.60 in chips)
OleLucky: posts small blind $2
DaRossman: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DaRossman [Kd Kc]
OleLucky: raises $8 to $12
DaRossman: raises $27 to $39
OleLucky: raises $447.60 to $486.60 and is all-in

and this is where I nearly puke and cum all at the same time
I take a half second to quadruple fist pump chair spin and then call for the biggest cash game pot of my life

Dear Jeebus - if you actually exist, plz do not [censored] PUT AN ACE OUT THERE, IF I GET CRACKED HERE SOMEONES GETTIN A KNIFE IN THEIR SOLAR PLEXUS AND IT AINT ME

DaRossman: calls $447.60
*** FLOP *** [Qh 4d 6s]
*** TURN *** [Qh 4d 6s] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 4d 6s 4c] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DaRossman: shows [Kd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
OleLucky: mucks hand
DaRossman collected $972.70 from pot
DaRossman said, "ship ship imo"

Seat 2: OleLucky (button) (small blind) mucked [Kh Td]

LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f...HUcrushage.jpg

He stole that line from me when from when I was goading him to come play me fwiw imo

Beat:At that point was not ready to open myself up to any more variance sitting on 12X my normal buyin - would have ben devastating if i got into some stupid situation and ended up givin his money back or he sucked out or some [censored]. even though this guy was prob ready to set me up to go robusto fo life

Brag:W/E MUTHA FUCKAAAA U GOT WHAT U DESEEEERVED SHIP THE [censored] SHIIIIIIIIT BABY ahhhahahhahahha