BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

so im up because im annoyed with my girlfriend.....
seeing if this would piss Aanyone off or if im just an idiot...
so, im havin sex with my gf...she's on top and were goin at it for a while....i can tell she's getting...a little dry, so i have her get off and i try to go down on her....she gets all weird and forces her legs closed and pushes me away...(she gets all self conscious) im turned off by this and decide...ah, im good and stop. now im about to continue my best weekend of poker playin ever
Would this type of crap annoy the hell out of you or what?

Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

She's cheating on you.

Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

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A: You suck at sex.
B: She's cheating on you.
C: Both A and B.

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Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

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so im up because im annoyed with my girlfriend.....
seeing if this would piss Aanyone off or if im just an idiot...
so, im havin sex with my gf...she's on top and were goin at it for a while....i can tell she's getting...a little dry, so i have her get off and i try to go down on her....she gets all weird and forces her legs closed and pushes me away...(she gets all self conscious) im turned off by this and decide...ah, im good and stop. now im about to continue my best weekend of poker playin ever
Would this type of crap annoy the hell out of you or what?

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Standard ... at least you get to do it with the lights on ..IMO

Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
A: You suck at sex.
B: She's cheating on you.
C: Both A and B.

[/ QUOTE ]

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dammit

Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

Jerk off on her when shes sleeping to extract revenge.

Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

Spit on it...

Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

shed prolly like cunnilingus if you bit her harder

Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

next time just tie that bitch down

Re: BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF
 

perhaps you just suck at teh oral sex