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Is this by chance the retarded girl from Gummo?

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Winnar. I lol'd in the middle of class at this one. She is definately the retarded girl from Gummo.

Re: email from a blind date
 

Hey OP,

It doesn't matter if a girl is a bit dumb as long as she has a nice personality and cares about you

Re: email from a blind date
 

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Hey OP,

It doesn't matter if a girl is a bit dumb as long as she has a nice personality and cares about you

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lawl nice level

Re: email from a blind date
 

UPDATE:

Just recieved this email. Again undoctored and this girl is NINETEEN.

am majoring in Multimedia because I want to go into some type of advertising. So what do you like to do in your spare time? I love music and Bon Jovi is my favorite band in the entire world. I am trying to get tickets, but they are really expensive so I think that I need to save some more. My mother also does not want me going alone, so I have asked friends but they don't want to spend the money so maybe I won't be going. Anyways do you like music? If so what kind? Hope you get this e-mail and hope to hear from you soon.

P.S. there is no way in HELL i'm goin to bon jovi with this girl

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i have a jack russell terrier named jackee she is my baby but she hates me because i love her so much

huh?

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She probably puts peanut butter on her vagina and the dog...well the dog hates her for it.

Re: email from a blind date
 

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Hey OP,

It doesn't matter if a girl is a bit dumb as long as she has a nice personality and cares about you

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Bit is an understatement of the year here..

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You definitely need a picture. Bon Jovi is a guaranteed panty dropper.

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oh come on her mom doesn't want her to go alone. I think i'm getting punk'd or something

Re: email from a blind date
 

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Hey OP,

It doesn't matter if a girl is a bit dumb as long as she has nice personalities and cares about you

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Please tell me this girl is called Haley.