beat: cavemen are smarter than me
 

my lighter died so now i can't smoke. i lack matches and/or any other fire-starting implements. how the [censored] did cavemen do this? everything is closed, i can't go get matches and i seem to have lost any other reserve lighters i may have had. also, the stove is electric and barely hot enough to cook food, and i'm on the 4th floor and can't smoke inside this building (huge beat i know) so lighting it on the stove and taking it downstairs is like impossible.

i need to channel my ancestors and rub sticks together.

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What makes you think they didn't use matches?

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What makes you think they didn't use matches?

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beat: cavemen had matches and i don't

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obv. you don't have an emergency kit

so prepare to die

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obv. you don't have an emergency kit

so prepare to die

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beat: I had an emergency kit in my last car, but I crashed into a telephone pole and it flew from the trunk through my back seats and hit me in the back of the head (that is true)

now I lack an emergency kit

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obv. you don't have an emergency kit

so prepare to die

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beat: I had an emergency kit in my last car, but I crashed into a telephone pole and it flew from the trunk through my back seats and hit me in the back of the head (that is true)

now I lack an emergency kit

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i will not die w/o a fight

i could give you a light, cause i'm always prepared

one:
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two:
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3...2420582ra5.jpg

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I am about to go turn on my car, bring down a fast food napkin, wait for the exhaust pipe to get hot, try to light fast food napkin with exhaust pipe and light cigarette with napkin.

Results to follow.

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Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open?

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I am about to go turn on my car, bring down a fast food napkin, wait for the exhaust pipe to get hot, try to light fast food napkin with exhaust pipe and light cigarette with napkin.

Results to follow.

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or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car?

Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
 

1. Call police complaining about upstairs neighbors playing music too loud.
2. Police show up and are like "wtf, there's no music"
3. Ask cop for a light.

Your tax dollars at work