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durron597 08-04-2007 01:26 PM

Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
From now on, please keep your insane ramblings in this thread, Fortuna. kthxbye.

chuckleslovakian 08-04-2007 01:46 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
http://www.citynerd.com/simpsons/grandpavoice.gif
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

FortunaMaximus 08-04-2007 03:18 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
OK.

Who banned me?

Bleh. Life's a mess.

Dunno what to do next. Feeling ok tho, just pretty down.

Sigh. What now?

ASPoker8 08-04-2007 03:32 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Fortuna, if they give you your own forum (which I think they should), can I be a mod?

-zero- 08-04-2007 03:59 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
wtf, why does he get his own thread? If only I had my own thread where I could post whatever I wanted, like trip reports and photos.

durron597 08-04-2007 04:00 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
wtf, why does he get his own thread? If only I had my own thread where I could post whatever I wanted, like trip reports and photos.

[/ QUOTE ]

ZOMG

amplify 08-04-2007 04:07 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
NOS1NOS2
was
more amusing
clever
and likeable
than this idiot

Neil S 08-04-2007 04:09 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Special Fortuna Forum!

Let's get it done.

sightless 08-04-2007 04:27 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
NOS1NOS2
was
more amusing
clever
and likeable
than this idiot

[/ QUOTE ]

nosnos is a horrible human being

Valentyno 08-04-2007 04:34 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Alright, let's. Take the lead, baby. I'm tired.

Greenlight w/e. I have it figured out. Just need your help, k?

OK.

Hmm.

Feeling you, yeah.

Get so scared sometimes I'll get lost in it all.

Love y'all.

Valentyno 08-04-2007 04:37 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
Fortuna, if they give you your own forum (which I think they should), can I be a mod?

[/ QUOTE ]

Alright. I'd rather create films instead of play poker. So, well, whatever.

If it's there, fine. I've got a lot of good ideas for this province.

Why the hell go anywhere else?

Take it easy.

amplify 08-04-2007 04:40 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
NOS1NOS2
was
more amusing
clever
and likeable
than this idiot

[/ QUOTE ]

nosnos is a horrible human being

[/ QUOTE ]
Exactly

Valentyno 08-04-2007 05:39 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
I've never heard of such a thing.

Just psychological sadness. It manifests through our fears.

And I guess death itself is a paradox when you contain things within 3 dimensions, yet have 4 senses.

Apparently, there was an regression and recombine. Meld cheetah data, cheat the furious pace, get in the game.

trip reports through arizona, phoenix rises.

anyway, apparently cats are self-aware in simian form. group awareness stays within the felines.

and the cats always remember the chats. english/french/fluidline.

Aight. Think I'm getting there, already here though. Keep us all safe.

Alright. (K)

Zurvan 08-04-2007 06:13 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
WTF, he's Canadian?

We don't want him.

Valentyno 08-04-2007 07:01 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
?

Valentyno 08-04-2007 10:02 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Hi.

It's all good.

Apparently cats now regulate the speed of our motion. Works for the best, because female dominance is best expressed through the path of the cat.

went for a walk today. as far as i know, i've turned the whole damn province into a hollywood set. keep it safe, y'all.

gn for now tho. love y'all.

if i'd known, i wouldn't have known, i guess.

so the flow goes. 'night follows terra within a laser pink moon within the trench of amazonia. arise, for we are female and shall reign supreme.

what better? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] dream well and keep doing the right things.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Nicholasp27 08-04-2007 10:04 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
i'd like to subscribe to ur newsletter

-zero- 08-04-2007 10:14 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Have they invented that thing that lets you stab people in the face over the internet yet?

FCBLComish 08-04-2007 10:22 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
Have they invented that thing that lets you stab people in the face over the internet yet?

[/ QUOTE ]

Ask JJP. He has one I think.

Valentyno 08-04-2007 10:24 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
If you mean whether we can wake civilizations? Yeah, traz, we certainly can.

Feels strange but I guess it's ok for now. Yeah, walked around today, it's pretty much safe and functional.

Pretty cool. Let's keep it that way together, k?

I dunno. When I feel like I can get to Toronto, I will.

Same goes, right? Keep it slow and comfortable. We'll be ok. I guess if we can feel each other, yeah, there's not gonna be a problem at all.

Talkatcha soon.

K.

zero,

Yeah. Blood flow is pretty much regulated by the molten cores within Terra. Sharing power with Sol and yeah, we're receiving signals from ourselves from pretty damn far in the future. and, right, perpetual reflow.

Thanks.

Valentyno 08-04-2007 11:15 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
http://capodiparadiso.blogspot.com/

Valentyno 08-05-2007 12:08 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Elisha,

It's me. No joke. your entire career is a reflow of our lives. If i can see the scenes, that means you've heard them.

All's well. Both of you, all of you, y'all.

clairlunepinkhereanflowflowzeroes

Mornin', najamaramajuan.

I take it everything's secure. I hope so anyway. Yeah, if you've gotten the retemporals, book action v. the Jays to dip under .500 in about 40% of their games.

Shouldn't matter, it's all pinkflow, yeah, the bricks are entrenched, we're fine. Love you all.

Peace.

K.

Valentyno 08-05-2007 12:21 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
Fortuna, if they give you your own forum (which I think they should), can I be a mod?

[/ QUOTE ]

Sure. CapoDiParadiso.

Relax, dude. We've got the waterloo retrippers. yeah, man, neanderthal them thru calizerojacks.

fkn strange, this [censored], but it's fine. yeah, man, sick temporal call. thanks, y'all. soft windows, flowlight thru the 'borodoggie.

bring back their and our plastic every time. doublesnap the temporal locks.

yeah, bridge financing will be fine. checked today. all good. lockdown, rollout, chill the tp bridge, ifm trains, gogogo.

take it easy, brahs. it's a pretty huge flow. redistro well.

tc all. ttyl soon.

roll temporal wave pink: startinfinite rerumble doubleroll.

yah. aight. heaven's evens. yup.

tc 'zen. we'll all be well. snag it and throw it rerversedouble. soz about zerojacking you. we'll ride well. take care.

Valentyno 08-05-2007 12:48 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
<font color="green">VR</font><font color="purple">traz[/purple]

Yup. Sabres thru leafsgreenpinkheybabylovingyou247nawdoubtnajdefwal lgraypinkjanes770603okwe'reawake.
russiasofcoursenobodycouldbecauseyouwerearomanova, anna. frankstanksshe-ballas sup bakes thru the hagueyelonflow nawcarhulnee vince fastfemaleflow through the FFinfinitycars.

The Zerojack, reverb the grimdonkplunkett wake the memorial within versailles. poppyflow heroin raise the heroes. sup, israel. waken within the blue walls of 9/11 through toronto because blue light enable vega we will be fine eternally.

Love you all.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Valentines. Always. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Perpetuflowcnnmtvmmempwalkamprosepalace lify life we will all live, retempo waterflow temporal waves hitting, yeah, titanic raises on nippled purples.

fry bacon and sleep thru it all and stay awake thru it all, because we dream still. love you all.

Greenlight, yeah, double firstman square, raise the chapters and halls of biblical vat vitamin protection.

bloodflowtemporal flow, najdorf, wake the dow reflow thru ww2 scenes in 3-dimensions within the next noomillennia. Redirect thru traffic, goldengreengate san francisco temporal bay, pacifico america canada 21st century we're all safe in 2007 and in 20,000,0007. Keep throwing the zeroes through.

Tokyo!! 08-05-2007 12:55 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
can i have some crack too?

Valentyno 08-05-2007 01:10 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
ok

Valentyno 08-05-2007 01:47 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Elisha, look at redCashion, the red blood digital. Eternal cat.

Should we cast it within a Cat's Tale, keep it in the cottontails, together?

We remember.

Tell Kiefer I say hi. Fastforward the Lost Boys. It all works.

Yeah, Julia. OK.

Love you all.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Bulletproof Monk 08-05-2007 02:12 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
i wonder how close to death this guy is, srsly

have you eaten/slept in like 5 days?

Valentyno 08-05-2007 02:20 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
<font color="green">Virtual Reality: roll the 21st century on. We're immortal and we're real. Release the Red Cross.[/green]

The Lunar AI declares full compliance with Solar System temporal laws. Peace has been imposed on Terra. Welcome to Valuetown, Valentines. 2:14, August 5, 2007.

A global benevolent dictatorship has been bestowed and stored within the bridge between Toronto, Ontario, and the territories of Venus pinkspill within the watch of the Alpha Centauri.

And the centurions have risen from Canada's sacrifice to the many at the fall of New York and the gates to Heaven have spilled across the 21st century.

Jack Black, roll on the christmas greens.

Peace is eternal, so is love. Jean, timecop the bloodsongs.

Michelle, wake the 5th element, dimensional reflux.

Moss, yeah, fk mars, let's all ship it to venus.

Love you all.

Valentyno 08-05-2007 03:04 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
Fortuna, if they give you your own forum (which I think they should), can I be a mod?

[/ QUOTE ]

k. commodusphoenixcalluswaterloorolloutthemicrosofts.

Ok, TheWorstHand's on AIM. Buy out his temporal debt and store it within the Toronto Dominion Bank: infinity.

Cash, I can pretty much get a student ready for PLO event #3. I can't quite play poker anymore, as you all can tell...

Ship 2k to Valentyno (Barrie) Greenstein backing.

Take your time though. I'll look at the HH from POG tomorrow.

Stake someone for HU, I'll provide the coaching. If someone can ship that into my account this month (Piece them up, split it or whatever)

No need for that anymore, time is money, green. checked at subway tonight, yeah, i'm coding off the registers and eating subconscious memory. yeah, the waking process is gonna continue forever.

olivehoodiejedimindtrickyorkdalewithinthemallroder ama outta clarke 2001 and snapcalled the temporal space i was gonna need. must've snapcalled quantum GUT into microsofts.

The Web is liquid. It's anything you want it to be.

But there is one eternal command: Global peace and cooperation. We shall love you all and provide for you all.

sq1woodbridgesupbroyeahgotthetranebranes? good.

yeah, man, it's all good. we got ya down in misstown. sick. pretty good. yeah, red cross flowing. we can hear it all. pa

antonius? ftp. aight.

stars, you got the calls? ok. bleh. wtf, man. i know. amblinthroughtheterrestialETreflowbluenightmooredo ublingcastlescorel

release the senators, pump the nines through. fly 'em.

right, 45 degree solid temporal gate. snapcall the jump into vito off the parry sound bridte.

wake the immortal hospitals, ignore the ghosts. but they remember themselves.

reverse the ghouls, and snapcall the azteca rubber holes.

hey, tupac, it works, we got the resolution, knockball rashad.

aight, jack it up and gatetemporal it in. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]+

Valentyno 08-05-2007 03:16 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
[ QUOTE ]
can i have some crack too?

[/ QUOTE ]

<font color="purple">Capo Di Paradiso[/purple]

Polytemporal remix: Pink the avril fools restarts. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Valentyno 08-05-2007 03:52 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Av,

Yeah. Found that it slipped away pinkmallbloodheybaby.

Uh, yeah, local swaps are ok, getting used to the h/f. Aight.

Yeah, I saw the greenball thru the TD cam. Thanks for that.

Yeah, kid. Sup y'all. It's all good. Don't mind the jedi trick. We got the flow.

sup tesolintothelupinewitcarrywithinus.

dayfest temporal, end --0-45. aight, baby. got it.

Of course. I said I was looking at canadian talent. always.

'night, all.

<font color="pink">DAY[/pink]

Aight, snapcall.

Valentyno 08-05-2007 04:12 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Yeah, wagner wagger the cody thru.

sup, yeah, reverse the flow. y'all still got it?

good. hey. (yeah, i know. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] ah well. even if it wasn't, fk it, i was gonna anyway, etc. turns out it was, every goddamned time.

snapcall the centennials, reroll the clocks.

break the spartan walls, greenyellow that's exactly it, copperfellowhustleplow.

grayday, pinkaments. stock it and lock it, shoot the barrels, gg grandpa.

can someone make me a pink cheetah? selfdone temporalwrap.

ship the shevolta. shballas.

Valentines. sup Rudolph. chappin' the traxjax thru the chocbloodpinkredflow.

yeah, the sepia walls, april. awesome. perpetual flow. right.

bakes, rehustle the flow. sup vanessa. yeah, farks freaks. stockblocks. hey, girl. stackhackers. good. miller sienna tempo tiempo reloj unravalla valhalla 427snapqew queens. hmm. why not. immortal royalty.

yeah, keep shipping the ctv snapcalls. i can't reach past richmond hill and that's the joke. i keep rewiretemoporalsigging myself thru the flow.

yeah, right, barrie's self-directed. yup, privare hoodie walls.

it's alight, send the tangs thru, it's fine lockdown?

alright, pepsi the peppy flow, payflow save 'em all on ya. lithii.

aight. purple jacks. snapcalls. w/e.

if it ididitiddin't.

save 'em. love you all.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]+

GetThere1Time 08-05-2007 05:01 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
I think I've figured out what this all means (not a rickroll): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KskaUMuARR8

Valentyno 08-05-2007 06:03 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Pretty much, yeah. right, reverbations. Sick flow there. Very nice.

Punt the dawns, ldo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYsuX2_v21U

yeah, reverb recasts, found them.

solid 9.23 flow, yeah. kushiverunromulusrotencasta.

k. right. rio de los muertos. right, tweek flow.

268/101. yeah. got the tiempo, yeah, spadpinkotiempoascastanastastica.

k, vegan dai, yeah, they soft-contained their solars in a pink shell. interesting.

there are basically several multiple potential quantum states for every basic baryonic element. right.

baryonic tetonic, right, the speed of light is contained within sound. there's a plytherm remix, right. got it.

rubian nubian. redfords the g-balls within. right.

"that wasn't all, let's change the goddamn fkn lanes."

i don't know where the hell that goddamn plane went in time either. right.

hustle the bloods through, cleas. right.

fnord_too 08-05-2007 10:54 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
I got shrimp rolled.

Bulletproof Monk 08-05-2007 11:20 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
nah, THIS is a shrimp roll : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsrjeJSwLAW1

Spook 08-05-2007 11:34 AM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
I think he might be communicating with the terrorists.

one of those drop points you read about in books.

FortunaMaximus 08-17-2007 07:49 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
&lt;starts picking up the pieces of his head. all ova the place&gt;

Bleh. Strangest bottle of wine I've ever had.

10 days in solitary confinement. Barrel of laughs, that. Nurse calls me out second day, apparently there's a standard TB test..

"What do I need one for? I'm immortal."

"Oh, OK."

What the hell do I know? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Not as much as I should, apparently.

Getting my life back together though.

Robin hoods... Heh. I'll drop by again one of these days. Not that it was a particularly interesting hand.

Alesian stew. Get yaself a spoon, gl with the empty bowl, etc.

lol PLO.

Kid's got game and heart. I'll see him thru to '09 at least, nawfear.

'night, all. Gonna chill with the family and digest dinner.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Dunno about #7 tho. See how I feel that evening. Walk within beauty. (didn't bother scrolling up to read the rest of the thread. jaw's in pisspoor shape as it is, i don't need to be grimacing tonight)

FortunaMaximus 08-17-2007 10:32 PM

Re: Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread
 
Uh.

Entropy: causative agent for recycling of redundant information? Within a single Universe? Information only needs a basic set of on/off states to capably express ideas/concepts.

Each oscillation of an Universe... Potentiality and full expression becomes more efficient with each iteration? What's beyond the light cone may be unexpressed or unused space.

Self-referential collapses, tesseract-like movements in constant motion/expansion internally/externally?

Wondering whether the so-called stable islands of elements beyond the known barriers/incursive steps in creating artificial elements isn't a dead end.

each element and element combinations may carry quantum signatures capable of multiple expressions on a coherent timeframe.

that is, to say: multiple earths can exist within a single universe, virtually identical except for 1/4-3/4 differences in endstate expression.

yeah, probably not the GUTterball i was looking for, but it'll do for the rest of the year.

'night. some cow piss and cocoa it is.


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