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Top 50 Fictional Weapons of All Time
Yeah, probably one of the dorkiest things ever, but eff it I'm sure plenty of people here will have an opinion on it.
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/magazi.../006398688.cfm Some highlights: 50. Predator’s Flying Disc 29. Ash’s Chainsaw Hand 25. Spread Gun (Contra) 4. Lightsabers |
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My rapier like wit didn't make the list.
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I don't really understand how lightsaber's aren't #1.
I am happy to see two weapons from the Final Fantasy series in there however. Gunblade's RULE! (Yes, I too am a dork.) - Jay |
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Ah...the BFG.
When my friends and I played Doom II in the freshman dorm back in the day, we made a rule that you couldn't use the BFG. Two guys almost got into a fist fight when one of them decided it would be funny to terrorize the other with the BFG for an entire game. |
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how do divine colts not get #1 (or even mentioned):
"The Saint of Killers possesses a pair of Walker Colt revolvers, which were made from the Angel of Death's sword. Because of this, the guns are of divine nature: * They possess unlimited ammunition, and never need to be reloaded. * They never jam. * Any shot fired from these guns will always hit their mark, even piercing modern tank armor to reach the intended target. * Any wound inflicted is always fatal regardless of circumstance or nature of the victim. Even angels and demons weren't immune to the power of the Saint's guns." |
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i went straight to one, ready to argue against it whatever it was, but gg green lantern's ring, gg.
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how do divine colts not get #1 (or even mentioned): "The Saint of Killers possesses a pair of Walker Colt revolvers, which were made from the Angel of Death's sword. Because of this, the guns are of divine nature: * They possess unlimited ammunition, and never need to be reloaded. * They never jam. * Any shot fired from these guns will always hit their mark, even piercing modern tank armor to reach the intended target. * Any wound inflicted is always fatal regardless of circumstance or nature of the victim. Even angels and demons weren't immune to the power of the Saint's guns." [/ QUOTE ] not to mention that the Saint of Killers was the most bad ass character in comic book history. Anyone who walks out of a mushroom cloud, and says "Not enough gun", is number 1 in my books. |
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Ah seeing the Golden Gun (which should have been higher!) reminded me of my favorite Bond villian - weapon of all time.
The deadly hat: http://somiddlechild.files.wordpress...05/oddjob1.jpg Top ten easily!!!! |
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My only problem is not seeing the Glaive from Krull on this list. That was badass.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity_Gauntlet
Thanos destroyed half of the universe with this. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Gauntlet_1.jpg |
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Does anyone remember that thing from that horrible Keanu Reeves movie Johnny Mnemonic? It was like this laser rope/string thing. So awesome.
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Does anyone remember that thing from that horrible Keanu Reeves movie Johnny Mnemonic? It was like this laser rope/string thing. So awesome. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, I do. that like super-thin laser that extended from dude's pinky. i remember that scene where some henchman pissed him off and he just immediately sliced him into three pieces and the top two slipped off the bottom third. it was disgusting. |
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While not top ten the mega buster (mega mans gun that can take hte power) should be on the list.
And yea, lightsabers whould be no 1 |
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Ah seeing the Golden Gun (which should have been higher!) reminded me of my favorite Bond villian - weapon of all time. The deadly hat: http://somiddlechild.files.wordpress...05/oddjob1.jpg Top ten easily!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Hats exist... last I checked |
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Excalibur. http://www.mjpeak.com/bp/movies/vb25...inal_sword.jpg [/ QUOTE ] lol wow, how did this not make the list. |
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[ QUOTE ] Excalibur. [/ QUOTE ] lol wow, how did this not make the list. [/ QUOTE ] It did. |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity_Gauntlet Thanos destroyed half of the universe with this. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Gauntlet_1.jpg [/ QUOTE ] and there is nothing even close |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Excalibur. [/ QUOTE ] lol wow, how did this not make the list. [/ QUOTE ] It did. [/ QUOTE ] lol wow, how did I miss that. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Excalibur. [/ QUOTE ] lol wow, how did this not make the list. [/ QUOTE ] It did. [/ QUOTE ] lol wow, how did I miss that. [/ QUOTE ] You didn't. |
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_of...%2C_but_should [/ QUOTE ] Thankyouthankyouthankyou Laser Guided Polar Bear In terms of destructive power, it's above a laser guided grizzly bear, but below a laser guided panda bear. Not as delicious as a laser guided gummi bear, it's less dangerous to the user than a laser guided pooh bear. In the late 1960's, it replaced the club as the premier weapon in the War On Seals. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/un...dpolarbear.jpg |
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[ QUOTE ] Excalibur. http://www.mjpeak.com/bp/movies/vb25...inal_sword.jpg [/ QUOTE ] lol wow, how did this not make the list. [/ QUOTE ] It did, just not #1 where it obviously belongs. |
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"Mighty Penis Laser", as popularized in the song "Mighty Penis Laser", deserves to be on this list someplace
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in all seriousness i don't know how this didn't make the list, when the gun from that tom selleck movie did:
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http://www.sibu.fsnet.co.uk/reviews/ra2/teslasmall.png [/ QUOTE ] "Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost" Me: [censored] Tesla Coils!!! |
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I would always get crushed at Red Alert, because all I would ever do was build tesla coils and power plants and laugh maniacally.
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[ QUOTE ] http://www.sibu.fsnet.co.uk/reviews/ra2/teslasmall.png [/ QUOTE ] "Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost" Me: [censored] Tesla Coils!!! [/ QUOTE ] aiy, this brings back bad memories, all those [censored] guys powering the thing too tilted me |
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best thread in awhile.
things I'd like to see on the list: 1) dick gun, seen in From Dusk 'Til Dawn 2) Duke Nukem's shrinker gun 3) T1000, hey Megatron was on there 4) umm, Death Star??? 5) guitar rocket launcher, Desperado 6) something from Batman other than Freeze's gun. come on! Batman Beyond? 7) Jerry Garcia in a bottle 8) turtle shell from Mario <font color="white">kidding, calm down</font> |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] http://www.sibu.fsnet.co.uk/reviews/ra2/teslasmall.png [/ QUOTE ] "Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost" Me: [censored] Tesla Coils!!! [/ QUOTE ] aiy, this brings back bad memories, all those [censored] guys powering the thing too tilted me [/ QUOTE ] That game was beyond amazing but was a huge tilt-inducer. I'm pretty sure seeing someone run a flak-trak filled with Engineers into your base was the most annoying thing ever. The sounds in the game were great though. "A little C-4 knockin' at yer door" "Building infiltrated" "Kirov reporting" (does anyone remember how unstoppable those were before all the patches weakened them significantly?) "Scorrcheed Eaaartthhh" "They will fry" etc... so good |
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the chrono guys ftw!!
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[ QUOTE ] Does anyone remember that thing from that horrible Keanu Reeves movie Johnny Mnemonic? It was like this laser rope/string thing. So awesome. [/ QUOTE ] yeah, I do. that like super-thin laser that extended from dude's pinky. i remember that scene where some henchman pissed him off and he just immediately sliced him into three pieces and the top two slipped off the bottom third. it was disgusting. [/ QUOTE ] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monomolecular_wire /nerd |
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Light sabers has to be number 1.
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my only problem with the list is that there is no #8 weapon, something against the #8?
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A giant, planet-smashing space station didn't make the top 50? Stupid exhaust port.
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Light sabers for #1 - and it shouldn't even be close. Maul's saber can come off the list as a seperate weapon though.
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