K guys, going to Vegas brb
 

Before I go...

So I have to take a leak, it's like dusk here. I walk down the hall and into the bathroom door wide open, bathroom light off (hall light is enough) and I get down to b'ness, door proudly ajar for any hidden camera show that could potentially be awestruck by the size of my wang.... then it happened...

I hear a noise that sounds like my roommate coming home and I quickly shut the door and end up pissing in total darkness just praying that my hands are steady and my aim is true, using my best urine-sonor possible to detect if I was approaching the edge of the bowl.

MSPaints encouraged.

Vegas->IL->back home 11 days later.

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no lights in your bathroom?

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no lights in your bathroom?

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too lazy to turn them on, hall light was enough... shut door so fast I didn't get time to think of the consequences and I couldn't cut it off midstream.

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Can I come?

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If you aren't worried about a hidden camera show filming your wang why are you worried about your roommate seeing your wang?

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If you aren't worried about a hidden camera show filming your wang why are you worried about your roommate seeing your wang?

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The man is fat and bald, he lacks self esteem.

If he saw "Homicide", as I like to call him, he might just commit suicide.

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I like to call mine Jesus because all chicks should get on their knees and worship it.

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Gotta work on that whole cutting it off midstream thing. I'm an expert and it comes in handy. *Wink*

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Can I come?

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Gotta work on that whole cutting it off midstream thing. I'm an expert and it comes in handy. *Wink*

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[x] relax baby, I'm just cutting it off