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sublime 09-23-2007 01:55 AM

every time you see sklansky going forward ask him for a piece of gum
 
so im waiting for a seat tonight and his eminence strolls by a few times and i can smell the sweet gum he is chewing. i just ate a steakburger so my breath is a little foul and i don't like that. anyways, i say David give me a piece of gum. he looks at me and realizes i am not a woman under 21 and says i don't have any. i have a sick read that he did have some and ask him again, this time reminding him that i bought 8 of his books. no dice. so now i ask 2p2 to get revenge on this gum tightwad and ask him for a piece when you see him. please report back with results.

ybother 09-23-2007 01:59 AM

Re: every time you see sklansky going forward ask him for a piece of g
 
handing out gum is -sklansky bucks, ducy?

stinkypete 09-23-2007 02:00 AM

Re: every time you see sklansky going forward ask him for a piece of g
 
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handing out gum is -sklansky bucks, ducy?

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not if it prevents you from getting asked many times in the future.

sublime 09-23-2007 02:04 AM

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handing out gum is -sklansky bucks, ducy?

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this has nothing to do with sklansky bucks, D U C Y?

silver book 09-23-2007 02:05 AM

Re: every time you see sklansky going forward ask him for a piece of g
 
i doubt he actually had gum because i dunno if he can chew gum and play poker at the same time

sublime 09-23-2007 02:09 AM

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i doubt he actually had gum because i dunno if he can chew gum and play poker at the same time

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sklansy can chew gum, play poker, lie about his woman friends age, sweat a horse race, not give me a piece of gum, kill jesus, say the guy he just killed never existed, deny me a piece of gum, not play poker while playing poker, all at the same time. don't ever underestimate what a man can do.

tw0please 09-23-2007 02:26 AM

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handing out gum is -sklansky bucks, ducy?

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this has nothing to do with sklansky bucks, D U C Y?

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but it has everything to do with sklansky's bucks.

sapol 09-23-2007 03:10 AM

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but it has everything to do with sklansky's bucks.

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had to read it twice

wisehandpoker 09-23-2007 03:48 AM

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i doubt he actually had gum because i dunno if he can chew gum and play poker at the same time

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sklansy can chew gum, play poker, lie about his woman friends age, sweat a horse race, not give me a piece of gum, kill jesus, say the guy he just killed never existed, deny me a piece of gum, not play poker while playing poker, all at the same time. don't ever underestimate what a man can do.

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Thought the OP was weak, but this made up for it.

NNNNOOOOONAN 09-23-2007 05:00 AM

Re: every time you see sklansky going forward ask him for a piece of g
 
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i doubt he actually had gum because i dunno if he can chew gum and play poker at the same time

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sklansy can chew gum, play poker, lie about his woman friends age, sweat a horse race, not give me a piece of gum, kill jesus, say the guy he just killed never existed, deny me a piece of gum, not play poker while playing poker, all at the same time. don't ever underestimate what a man can do.

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Thought the OP was weak, but this made up for it.

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don't try to quantify sklansky


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