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Just found out my ex-fiance is going to be back in town for Thanksgiving. Dont care not that bad.

But she decided to go out with her friends. Where did she pick? She wants to go to my [censored] bar. The bar I go two 2-3 times a [censored] week. The bar that gives me free beers because they are cool. This [censored] pisses me off.

What line should I take.
1) Bring hooters girls (do this most of the time because I can get them in when they arent 21)
2) Bring hot friend who will be all over me to piss her off.
3) Take her home [censored] the crap out of her and then dump her again.
4) Go to different bar and pay for drinks
5) Tell bouncer she isnt 21 and that is a fake ID (Its not she is over 21 but she doesnt look like it.)

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2 and 3

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combination of 2 and 3, [censored] both hot friend and gf

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1, 2 and 3

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FYP

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Donkey Punch FTW

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3, 1, 2, and 5 (in that order)

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If you bring the Hooters girls, it's possible that she'll flip the set and tell the bouncers that they're not 21 and they'll get booted and so will you for a night for bringing in minors.

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If you bring the Hooters girls, it's possible that she'll flip the set and tell the bouncers that they're not 21 and they'll get booted and so will you for a night for bringing in minors.

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Actually this could be +EV. Then where will they go to drink? Ummm ladies I have plenty of beer in my appartment.

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If you bring the Hooters girls, it's possible that she'll flip the set and tell the bouncers that they're not 21 and they'll get booted and so will you for a night for bringing in minors.

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If this happens:

1) Head to liquor store and buy booze
2) Bring Hooters girls back to house
3) ?????
4) Profit
5) Schedule STD test on Monday

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I actually think 2 is the worst choice.