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BowToYourSensei 10-09-2007 12:49 AM

stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
 
when i was a freshman in high school i went on a date with this girl, she had been gone for the last week, and when i asked where she was, she responed with "i was in rehab for speedballs." i was 14. i didn't think she was serious, cuz who the [censored] does speedballs at 14? i laughed at her for a good while.

she was serious.

we never spoke again. last i heard she moved to germany. i cannot confirm that she's still alive.

4drugmoney 10-09-2007 12:51 AM

Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
 
I had sex with a girl one time.

BowToYourSensei 10-09-2007 12:51 AM

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I had sex with a girl one time.

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BowToYourSensei 10-09-2007 12:51 AM

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BowToYourSensei 10-09-2007 12:51 AM

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mrh86 10-09-2007 12:52 AM

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

The Man Mulcahey 10-09-2007 12:54 AM

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

[/ QUOTE ] in her case, people nut in her mouth to fast. it's probably a good thing that you didn't talk to her any more, lest you contract teh herp.

Limesparks 10-09-2007 12:54 AM

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Conspire 10-09-2007 12:54 AM

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I really had to piss, and didnt think I would make it to the bathroom which was located downstairs. I asked her if I could just piss in her. She was down the stairs and out the door so F****** fast!

doubLe a tom 10-09-2007 12:55 AM

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[ ]relax baby, im just takin a piss


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