Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

I was down at the local library with my ex, idk why I decided to go down there but we be talking n shiiiit. etc etc time goes by and sure enough her BF strolls into the joint and spots up together (we weren't doing anything but talking BTW) and comes into the room and glares at us and huffs. He then storms out.

She tells me "you better leave", to which I reply "I'm just going to hide over there."

And I do, and I watch as he returns and enters the room where my ex is, I don't think he saw me from there.

I decide it's time to leave as fast as possible so I head for the door and make it out rather easily. I round the corner but shiiiiit there he is coming out the other door. He's glaring at me as he walks down the sidewalk. I continue down heading for him, there's no way I can out run him and I know he's seen me already.

I finally reach him and he clocks me right in the face. My adrenaline is pumping and I was ready for it so it didn't really hurt all that bad.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6392/shipeb8zn7.gif

He asks me "what the [censored] are you doing, what were you thinking?" then he tells me he could "break my [censored] legs" and he reinforces this with "I don't care man, I'll do it."

I tell him repeatedly that "I don't want any trouble"(lol) and keep walking away. Note that there isn't a shot in hell I can take him. He has like a foot and 35235325 pounds on me.


As I'm walking away he clocks me in the back of the head and I kinda trip forward but I don't fall down. I turn around and he's arguing with my ex near the door and I go hide behind a church till it's safe to go back home.

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There, I decided this would make a sweet BBV post, and I put some left over snow on my eye as it was starting to swell up.

Beat: Got punched in the face by exs BF

Brag: didn't really get hurt

Variance: Hid behind a church.

Illustrations are by manguydude21.

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

wow mega pussy alert

ur still a hilarious poster, but cmon man you shouldve stood up for yourself

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

You got owned hard.

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

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wow mega pussy alert

ur still a hilarious poster, but cmon man you shouldve stood up for yourself

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http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/6020/loloollyb7.jpg

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

haha nice u pussy. get a gun, be a man.

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

FWIW you could have easily avoided being physically attacked if you weren't such a bitch unless the guy is actually a psychopath.

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

If you're gonna be a bitch, at least go all-out bitch and kick him in the balls before skipping away.

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

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FWIW you could have easily avoided being physically attacked if you weren't such a bitch unless the guy is actually a psychopath.

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he is.

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

next time

bring boomstick

dumb whiteman

Re: Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)
 

If this is for real, press charges and screw him over.