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ahnuld 11-16-2007 01:29 PM

The night man
 
BBV I want to tell you about something, please dont laugh though. Serious biz.

Theres this guy, for the sake of annonimity ill refer to him as the night man. I dont seem him often, only rarely in fact. But every once in awhile when I least suspect it, he'll sneak into my room when im sleeping. I dont hear him come in. Then hell hold me down with his strong arms. Its hard to fight him, I try but I cant. Then he fills me up with his "spirit".

Any of you guys ever experience that?

dkgojackets 11-16-2007 01:32 PM

Re: The night man
 
no

kylephilly 11-16-2007 01:33 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]

Theres this guy, for the sake of annonimity ill refer to him as the night man. I dont seem him often, only rarely in fact. But every once in awhile when I least suspect it, he'll sneak into my room when im sleeping. I dont hear him come in. Then hell hold me down with his strong arms and tear apart my rear.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's quite a fantasy you're having, see George Michael post, you have multiple symptoms.

whoisthedrizzle 11-16-2007 01:36 PM

Re: The night man
 
You need Day Man. Fighter of the Night Man. Champion of the sun. You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

diebitter 11-16-2007 01:38 PM

Re: The night man
 
http://trishwilson.typepad.com/photo...ed/kolchak.jpg

Limesparks 11-16-2007 01:39 PM

Re: The night man
 
my dad is dead [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

whoisthedrizzle 11-16-2007 01:41 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
my dad is dead [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

my dad is undead [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

ahnuld 11-16-2007 01:42 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
You need Day Man. Fighter of the Night Man. Champion of the sun. You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

[/ QUOTE ]


hes like a sneaky spider, inside my dreams

fraserbrown 11-16-2007 02:01 PM

Re: The night man
 
You have they ghey imo.

mlagoo 11-16-2007 02:02 PM

Re: The night man
 
is this ahnuld outing himself as ericw

lobster 11-16-2007 02:07 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
You need Day Man. Fighter of the Night Man. Champion of the sun. You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone.

[/ QUOTE ]

aw you beat me to it :\

4_2_it 11-16-2007 02:09 PM

Re: The night man
 
ahnuld,

You forgot to sign in as your gimmick.

ahnuld 11-16-2007 02:15 PM

Re: The night man
 
you guys clearly need to watch more Always sunny.

Drizzle and lobster pass, rest fail.

its_just_me 11-16-2007 02:15 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
ahnuld,

You forgot to sign in as your gimmick eric w.

[/ QUOTE ]
fyp

Nonfiction 11-16-2007 02:25 PM

Re: The night man
 
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9996/daymanmf3.jpg

Smell The Glove 11-16-2007 03:05 PM

Re: The night man
 
Hey guys let's all watch the same sitcoms and then assume that everyone else watches them and we can make jokes about the hilarious sitcoms that we watch. Won't that be wonderful?

ahnuld 11-16-2007 03:13 PM

Re: The night man
 
gotta love how he rights sneaky and inside.

Nonfiction 11-16-2007 03:15 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
Hey guys let's all watch the same sitcoms and then assume that everyone else watches them and we can make jokes about the hilarious sitcoms that we watch. Won't that be wonderful?

[/ QUOTE ]
everyone should watch it, its the funniest show on tv

mrcoughman 11-16-2007 03:19 PM

Re: The night man
 
It's just two men sharing the night,
It might be wrong, bu it feel so right
it's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers,

One's on top and one's on bottom
One's inside and the other's out
One is screaming: He's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout

It;s the night man, feel so wrong when it;s right man

From memory not sure if its right

Ikaika 11-16-2007 03:24 PM

Re: The night man
 
Go wake up Emil.

NickdaNutz 11-16-2007 03:27 PM

Re: The night man
 
I was about to tell you to PM Charlie Day do I pass? Damn that huge prison thread!

Chemical Toilet > Electric Dream Machine

goofyballer 11-16-2007 03:27 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
you guys clearly need to watch more Always sunny.

Drizzle and lobster pass, rest fail.

[/ QUOTE ]

I WOULD HAVE PASSED IF YOU DIDN'T GIVE UP ON THIS THREAD SO [censored] FAST

Gildwulf 11-16-2007 03:29 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
It's just two men sharing the night,
It might be wrong, bu it feel so right
it's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers,

One's on top and one's on bottom
One's inside and the other's out
One is screaming: He's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout

It;s the night man, feel so wrong when it;s right man

From memory not sure if its right

[/ QUOTE ]

beat: knowing it by memory

Nonfiction 11-16-2007 03:30 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It's just two men sharing the night,
It might be wrong, bu it feel so right
it's just two men sharing each other
It's just two men like loving brothers,

One's on top and one's on bottom
One's inside and the other's out
One is screaming: He's so happy
The other's screaming a passionate shout

It;s the night man, feel so wrong when it;s right man

From memory not sure if its right

[/ QUOTE ]

beat: knowing it by memory

[/ QUOTE ]
This is not a beat, ducy?

diebitter 11-17-2007 07:16 PM

Re: The night man
 
Got hold of a snap from Ahnuld's night webcam, set up to get to the bottom of this. Scary stuff.


http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j3...ter/kill73.jpg

wufwugy 11-17-2007 07:32 PM

Re: The night man
 
aawwAAWWaaaaaawwww

fartman77 11-17-2007 09:17 PM

Re: The night man
 
[ QUOTE ]
BBV I want to tell you about something, please dont laugh though. Serious biz.

Theres this guy, for the sake of annonimity ill refer to him as the night man. I dont seem him often, only rarely in fact. But every once in awhile when I least suspect it, he'll sneak into my room when im sleeping. I dont hear him come in. Then hell hold me down with his strong arms. Its hard to fight him, I try but I cant. Then he fills me up with his "spirit".

Any of you guys ever experience that?

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the "night man" you are speaking of you racist.


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