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This is an off topic thread, not a beats thread. No one cares, go cry by yourself and don't bug us. If you must post a hand, these are some good guidelines.
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1. convert your [censored] hands it takes like two seconds and makes it much easier for everyone.

2. Post interesting hands i.e. Playing HU floating the turn with 9 high no draw to set up a river bluff= sexy. Losing a 60/40= who [censored] cares.

3. Posting about variance is fine on a few conditions
1. It includes stats/graphs over a meaningful sample not ZOMG I run bad.
2. If it's a small sample but it's ridiculous run it's acceptable
3. If your name is Indiana you may not post about variance, bad beats or being fabulously wealthy

But can we please get all the mundane beats that all of has have had hundreds of times out of the thread nobody [censored] cares. To paraphrase, stop being whiney little biatches.

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I would like to start this off by exlaiming, "HAHA JOSEM 2 MONTHS IN A ROW YOU LOSE AT STARTING THE THREAD", and also, Differential Equations are best avoided by posting on internet forums.

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first again

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first post in this
what's it bout?

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vel,

i stopped starting this 'cause it'd cause a temper tantrum from the muppets in time zones behind gmt.

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5th post! suck my nuts!

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November/Movember will rule!

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From the FTP answers 11/1 thread in the Zoo

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5. Ok I shot support an email and they said they have upped my limit of tables up to 16 but I can still only load 12. Anyone else have this problem? Maybe this is just for cash games? Anyone able to 16 table SNGs?

- I think you figured it out yourself, but you need to ask for your SNG limit to be increased to 16 as well. The system treats them differently. Also, get those requests in now for your SNG increases, we're launching a promotion tomorrow where you'll want to be able to play as many at once as possible!

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Blackize you mentioned playing Mario Galaxy this month in the other thread... thats not released already is it?

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[censored] october. yay november!

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I hate november.
In London is dark already and it's only 4pm...at least december has xmas in it...

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[censored] october. yay november!

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This man knows what he's talking about.

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last night was so great.

also, other thread is locked so way to f'ing go peru.

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[censored] [censored] [censored] NOVEMBER [censored] GUT SHOT STRAIGHT DRAWING LUCK [censored] BOXES, SHORT STACK PUSHING J8o RIVER CATCHING [censored] LUCK BOXES EAT ME

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[censored] [censored] [censored] NOVEMBER [censored] GUT SHOT STRAIGHT DRAWING LUCK [censored] BOXES, SHORT STACK PUSHING J8o RIVER CATCHING [censored] LUCK BOXES EAT ME

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Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BTN: $1,385.05
Hero (SB): $512.10
BB: $404
UTG: $780
MP: $1,089.45
CO: $384.30

Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
2 folds, CO calls $4, <font color="red">BTN raises to $20</font>, Hero calls $18, 2 folds

Flop: ($48) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $36</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $148</font>, BTN calls $112

Turn: ($344) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $344.10 and is All-In</font>, BTN calls $344.10

River: ($1,032.20) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,032.20 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Six to Ten) and WON $1,029.20 (+$517.10 NET)
Hero showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$512.10 NET)

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[censored] since poker didnt work today i guess ill just get [censored] up instead

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...aynovember.jpg

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FD I feel your pain, but at a smaller rate [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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PLAY TIL YOU'RE EVEN OR WAAAY MORE NEGATIVE, FD.

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I get to spend all day in the computer lab editing video so I can go out and party it up this weekend (21st birthday)!

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I get to spend all day in the computer lab editing video so I can go out and party it up this weekend (21st birthday)!

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dawade hope you get drunk and laid this weekend - Early Happy B-day.

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yo can some mod put some stars or squigglies or something in the tite so i can find this thread plz? thx

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I KNEW something was off about this thread, but I couldn't quite figure out what it was. I figured it had lost weight or something.

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I KNEW something was off about this thread, but I couldn't quite figure out what it was. I figured it had lost weight or something.

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Trying to be supportive of Suzzer's diet/gym routine. What can I say I care about people.

FD, it'll have a flame for an icon in about 3 days, can you wait that long for easy identification?

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And so it begins, let's not start like last month, kthx?

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Jcard is going to win another WPT

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vel,

i stopped starting this 'cause it'd cause a temper tantrum from the muppets in time zones behind gmt.

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too bad you stopped. that was the best part of this thread

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Brag: won MTT this morning
Beat: 72 entrants
variance: Probably down enough in sngs to finish today near break even

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Re: OT: [censored] thread, NOVEMBER, READ RULES IN TOP POST

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Ahhhh, now that's more like it.

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Blackize you mentioned playing Mario Galaxy this month in the other thread... thats not released already is it?

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Nope. It comes out November 12th.

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28. Jonathan Little min-raises to 32,000 on the button and takes the blinds and antes. After the hand, Little says, "That was a mis-click."

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Awesome

Yugoslav

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($116.30)
Button ($154.90)
SB ($45.40)
BB ($113.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($8.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, BB calls $8.

Turn: ($24.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $16</font>, BB calls $16.

River: ($56.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $56.50

IM SO BAD
AT
THIS
GAME:(

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lol ben omggzzzz donkeee hahahah LOOL roflroflroflrfolrfolrfolrolroflll lulululul kekekekeke

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I'm not crazy in thinking this is an OK spot to stack off with an overpair, am I? There pretty much no reason I should ever get away from this? This one might be too stupid for the cash thread.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $114.15
UTG+1: $188 (12/10/0.6 through about 100 hands)
CO: $377.85
Button: $197
SB: $314.50
Hero: $204

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $25</font>, UTG+1 calls, SB calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($75, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $50</font>, UTG+1 calls, SB folds.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($175, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $129</font>

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Slim,

I'd prefer a larger re-raise pre, but yeah stacking off there is fine / standard.

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I never fold over pairs in 3-bet pots!

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This one might be too stupid for the cash thread.



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that never stopped me b4 [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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lol im down 3.2 BIs today from KK vs. AA alone. [censored] november. how can they always AA when I get action?`Arent I supposed to win like 20% of these anyway? Where's the 20%??!? Where's the normal prfit from KK with LAGgy image?!? Show me the profit damnit!

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There pretty much no reason I should ever get away from this?

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Never ever.

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Awesome thread title lol

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I never fold pairs in 3-bet pots!

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PokerStars Game #12981195545: Tournament #65871970, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/11/01 - 18:34:13 (ET)
Table '65871970 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Doran754 (1432 in chips)
Seat 2: Ta2boy40 (595 in chips)
Seat 5: dickkemp (1150 in chips)
Seat 8: malnek (1110 in chips)
Seat 9: fourcards (9213 in chips)
dickkemp: posts small blind 100
malnek: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to malnek [Qs Th]
fourcards: folds
Doran754: folds
Ta2boy40: folds
dickkemp: raises 950 to 1150 and is all-in
malnek:

would someone be kind enough to sngpt this for me? i didnt really feel the need to start a new thread for this. tytyty