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"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!"

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the last time i had a fortune cookie, the fortune was blank on both sides.

does that mean i have no future?

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Last time I got a fortune cookie, it had no paper inside at all.

I took this to mean that I was going to die soon.

I'm happy to say it hasn't come true...yet.

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stick with your wife

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The nerds in teh group will appreciate this.

guids great business idea #34

Bash.org fortune cookies.

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Panda Express has the worst fortunes ever.

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"ignore previous cookie"

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Haha, I've posted about this one.
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"You will wake up with peep on back"

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I got one once that said "You will meet a beautiful women and she will take your breath away" or something alot like that. I saved it in my wallet for a long time hopeing to use it to pick up a girl or something but i never did and eventually threw it away.

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"good clothes make a man. go shopping"